Dan O'Hanlon

This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... it's dirty.

23.05.2025 16:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And no, you idiots, they're not going to use Malort for communion. C'mon.

It's gonna be Old Style.

08.05.2025 17:29 — 👍 268    🔁 14    💬 14    📌 0

Been leaving little notes and voice recordings around the lab detailing the events leading up to the big test for no reason

29.04.2025 17:01 — 👍 50    🔁 11    💬 1    📌 1

ME: Look man, you’re a great proctologist, I just think you’d be happier if you went to see this great clown Pagliacci, they say he’s a local professional in disguise
BUTT DOCTOR:

23.02.2025 23:04 — 👍 286    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 1

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down
i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown
you can SEE HIM
he is playing in town
you should go
and
have
a
good time

23.02.2025 12:24 — 👍 8227    🔁 2571    💬 69    📌 55

screenshot of a tetrahedron-shaped angel from Evangelion, adorned with the Bass Pro Shops logo

12.12.2024 13:50 — 👍 123    🔁 25    💬 3    📌 1

a relief of the sun god aten. I’m sorry I’m so sorry I’m just kind of high

listen up fives, Aten is speaking

15.06.2024 05:33 — 👍 598    🔁 198    💬 9    📌 6

you can’t even mutiny on the caine without getting court martialed

because of wouk

14.06.2024 14:03 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

If you like gym rat bods thank Toriyama because virtually every millennial who lifts weights does it because they wanted to grow up to be Goku when they were 10

08.03.2024 19:11 — 👍 424    🔁 66    💬 3    📌 3