Chris Vespoli

Due to several stressful life things going on, I've become completely out of the loop on the news. Low-key recommend.

Very true. Once the song was included in the Seinfeld series finale special, it was off to the races. I guess what I'm saying is it was a contemporary song to kids back then (as it was for me). Now it's...an oldie.

The student choir at my niece's high school graduation sang Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)," which came out in 1997. Had an existential crisis when I realized it's just as old to my niece as a Jackson 5 song would've been to me when I graduated high school in 2002.

*flings phone across the room* this monster must be stopped

This is an incredible night for Progressives that the Democratic Party leadership is guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing from.

Tomorrow is today! Rank this man #1 for mayor, NYC.

The cartoon character Pepé Le Pew (an anthropomorphic skunk) with a sneaky look on his face.

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has secured another high-profile endorsement

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

Can you imagine if Bush announced the Iraq War on Friendster?

A shot from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine showing the dark, rainy, humid surface of the planet Ferenginar

The weather in New York this month can best be described as Ferenginar

There were just enough sane people on both sides during the Cold War to make sure we didn’t nuke ourselves into oblivion, but now…🤷🏻‍♂️

This is a great idea. I’m leaving the typo.

Looking for an agent to help sell my TV script about an up-and-coming Italian chef who struggles with self-confidence, it’s call Impasta Syndrome

Jesus, the only thing that doesn't apply to me here is I don't live in the suburbs (yet)

move to replace “you could’ve heard a pin drop” with “you could’ve heard a tank squeak” all in favor

OK well I guess it’s time for this 41-year-old aging hardcore kid to finally see what the Turnstile band is all about

Anyone else check social media to make sure the world is still there when they wake up in the middle of the night or am I just under too much stress?

Welcome to the 40s!

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

We did it, New York. We skipped over the beautiful spring weather and hurled ourselves straight into the ungodly 90-degree summer weather once more.

I’ve said this before on here, but the Generations version of the Enterprise-D bridge is the GOAT

My low-stakes conspiracy theory is that notaries exist only to keep the rubber stamp industry alive.

A NYC-centric comedy podcast with Adams and Jameis Winston as hosts would print money

Hell yeah, love me some data-visualized NYC nightmare fuel

Watching that episode when it first aired and seeing kids who were around the same age as me essentially cosplaying as the TNG crew gave me such vicarious joy and also a little jealously like, "WHY NOT ME?"

The coffee just ain’t coffeeing on this cursed Monday

At this point I would seriously consider competing for Canadian citizenship

I love working at a bar!