Omadhaun

I can't be the only person who when they hear "Elon Musk" think it reminds them of really awful 1970s aftershave.
"Elon Musk. For the man who's a bit of a wanker"

The only person who will make you happy is you. Thats not being profound- you just strike me as an outrageous arsehole

I didn't need to know this, mum.

My dad with his parents.
Both my paternal grandparents were "financial immigrants", from Ireland. Grandad joined the British Army in 1935. 81 years ago today, he was wounded at Oosterbeek & became a POW. He survived, & served until 1969. Dad joined the Royal Navy in 1956 & served until 1986.

Richmond are missing a much bigger trick by making sausages that taste absolutely horrendous

"Charles, what are you doing in my room with that hammer..."

A school friend worked for DC Thomson in the late 90s, and used to slip in names of indie band members into Commando comics

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The Bee Gees link is not news, it having been been standard practice on 1st aid courses for 20+ years.
As long as you aren't a cat in charge of childcare, you're OK.

I've heard this before, several years ago, by John Finnemore.
Except his was funny.

Cockwomble was used in the dodgier Plymouth nightclubs in the 90s. It meant the sort of bloke who at the end of the night would use his genitals as a compass, and like the Wombles 'pick up what everyday folk leave behind', ie a man with exceptionally low romantic standards

Thora Hird....

I still have a couple of these that my mum bought a few years ago

You've got a sword? Well, boogaloo.
Your technique is shite compared to a double barrel shotgun... see, we can all play that game.

I feel this is a massively under appreciated reply.

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Actual footage of Waxy Lemon leaving HMP Woodhill

Walkers Crisps.

I like them. They taste lovely... BUT...

the packets are the wrong colour.
Salt and Vinegar BLUE. NOT GREEN.
Cheese and Onion. GREEN. NOT BLUE.

Walker's colour coding is a crime against nature and humanity.

When the trend for huge Lord Palmerston style beards ends, a lot of blokes are going to find themselves single when the women discover they've been punching below their weight with men who mistake having facial hair for having a personality.

Starting this fess with "I'm a heterosexual man..." is akin to "I'm not a racist, but..."

Good lord. I remember this life hack when I read it on Fesshole on Twitter

Only one bump, so definitely NOT a Ryanair flight

I've solved the main problem

"I'm not gay but..." is the "I'm not a racist, but.." of being gay.
You're gay. It's not an issue.

My mum bought me a few of these loo rolls a few years ago. I break one out every now and then just for my own amusement.

Thinking about throwing my hat in the ring for this pope job.
Dad was an Irish Catholic- a Jesuit, which explains my ridiculous middle name of Ignatious.
Mum was a German Jew.
I think it's time we had the "Oi Vay Maria" on Sundays/Sabbath

@mrchrisaddison.bsky.social

Here I am again, Operation No 20 on my left leg. It's frankly ridiculous now.
Different ward, better view, mainly because there's not a bloke masturbating in the room opposite which has to be an improvement. Removing the spacer in my leg, trying for a rebuild today. Wish me luck....

Steve Bannon is what James May would look like after a zombie apocalypse

Trump & Putin seem to be allies, not even attempting to hide their megalomaniac tendencies, both as rabidly batshit as each other. #Trumputin

@heavyjon.bsky.social

Is this you??

Auntie Judith, is that you?

After 4 months in hospital with MRSA,sepsis, & some rather nasty surgery I am grateful to my oldest friends for looking after me while I recover.
I'm extremely grateful that this is the view from my bed for last 2 days. Pretty good medicine in my opinion.