If anyone is alone on Christmas with no one to spend it with let me know, I need to borrow some chairs

Nessa? Uh, Nessa?

It's been 20+ years since my last confession.

My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and...

I like the term “loanword” because it implies the word will need to be returned at some point. “Café” is due back to the French in three days. The fines on “raccoon” have really been piling up with the Algonquin so make sure to return that this week

Eventually. Meantime...sleep well!

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy...

It's called "Lament for Icarus". I worried about myself when I fell for it, until it was pointed out that it wasn't a Christian angel, but Icarus, of Greek myth.

There's no excusing you. There's no excuse *for* you.

Post a Pic of you on the right side of 40.

40.3342465753

I didn't know this! She's up there for me *and* I hate the shit she gets.

Horrific. You survived.

I occasionally toe the line with "annoying", but I've matured.

Nah, most know I'm just more flamboyant and slapstick.

Crooked judge.

Just be careful, you. 😏

It's been a *very* long time since you lot have distracted me from getting ready for work. It's lovely.

Careful. That phrase has gotten you into trouble before....

You are not.

@tipyourhat.bsky.social and I may host a French Dark Comedy Double-Feature with this and "With A Friend Like Harry".

a bald man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone to another man . Alt: A bald man in a blue suit and red tie is talking on a landline phone. Another man is seen in profile with a purple collar facing the first man.

Just re-watched "The Dinner Game" (1999). It's one that's never quite as funny as the first watch, but it's such a perfectly done absurd comedy. The premise is outdated to a degree, but still pretty relevant satire.

We'll see what happens if it ever becomes financially viable.

Where?!

I also crashed a lot. Flipped it a week after I got it. The repair shop didn't think you *could* flip them.

You're a final episode.

I miss that thing. @tipyourhat.bsky.social wont let me get one ever again.

We had *such* fun!

I'm heeeeere! Hey, look...

SwearSky Bluesky profanity, as it happens

The Bluesky Swear Word Visualizer is absolutely amazing (and is that Matt Berry's voice?)

swearsky.bagpuss.org

A WELL deserved round of applause.