caffeine anxiety ego death

All 25 of mine are The Ghost and Mr Chicken starring Don Knotts

Much like the Terrifier movies, I think people should be allowed to like things that suck in games too

We really do

Ending the evening by revisiting MANDY, which can never disappoint or betray me

Well this wasn't great but I had fun. There's only two big moments of gore in this but wow they did not do it halfway

This has never bothered me, I can't help but be charmed by it

"Something just for women? Not on my watch bitches"

After dinner, my partner wiped a drop of Liquore Strega off of their cordial glass with their forefinger, put it to their mouth, and stared into the middle distance.

"I fear I am about to be embroiled in fandom drama," they said.

Welp. I'll always have Bram Stoker's Dracula

What the hell, man

Toss Grumley who owns an accursed bookstore that steals the souls of children

Huh. Well it's his money to set on fire, I guess

Yeah the plot is really going for it too, it's like Cinemax softcore but you know people are going to die

He doesn't want it on home video?!

They discovered the spooky secret room in the Airbnb and it's full of sex toys

Yeah I didn't like Psycho Goreman and I think this is the end of the line for me and this filmmaker

Instead I'm gonna watch BONE LAKE, which also looks to be kinda dumb but a guy just got arrowed through the scrotum so already we're ahead of Deathstalker

I bailed. This movie feels like a joke I'm not in on. Flat characters, no real storytelling, just kind of plodding through action scenes. The creature designs are good, that's about it.

I wanted to like it! I tried!

You sound stupid

How's it going so far

Just the wilt numbers or?

Uhhh I swear I just watch Silvervale for the articles

I do the same thing whenever I see any dog anywhere

Fantastic goddamn movie

Yeah! I read an interview with him where he talked about how working within such a severe limitation was really interesting for him, having to establish an atmosphere and feel in just a few seconds

I still maintain that a Deathstalker movie with a Sex and Nudity: None rating is goddamn bananas

Trying out the new DEATHSTALKER. So far, kind of on par with a SyFy Original or episode of Hercules the Legendary Journeys. But I'm trying to be open minded about it

Can’t wait for the 4K restoration of ‘Entourage’ where we can see all the beautiful models and actresses retch directly off screen directly after acting in any scene involving the main 4 cast members.

OK, so the weird thing is, mine is cropped off at the E in "Early," but the rest of the marginal spacing is the exact same. I don't have the old phone to check and see if I got the full quote and insta just cropped it for me like that, but I think I might actually be the originator of this image.