@donbones.bsky.social
Man about town.
You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.
02.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 90 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 5God he's so good
02.02.2026 00:13 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I imagine how Trump would react to someone shitting themselves, I don't think we are being mean enough quite frankly.
02.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You mean when he shit himself? Yeah I heard it
01.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He 100% shit himself and I will talk about it until the day he dies. Maybe after.
01.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I think your brain is leaking out of your ear canal
01.02.2026 22:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna stare off into the middle distance for a bit
01.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
image of man with lady and a scary Individual in a bunny costume with the caption "Notice how he got the huzz after getting himself a Labubu?"
01.02.2026 02:35 — 👍 134 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 2Has "I feel like somebody's got to say something" ever worked out for anyone
31.01.2026 23:33 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I was just asking about Twilight Princess actually
31.01.2026 21:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Have you ever played Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess for the Nintendo Wii?
31.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Does it work for someone who bailed after endgame?
31.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was obsessed with this album for a long time
31.01.2026 15:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Today's kids are way cooler than we ever were, old man
31.01.2026 14:36 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's the Time Beavers
31.01.2026 05:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was the penis ok ?
31.01.2026 02:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that from borat
31.01.2026 00:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Other things from borat that I can remember:
Mankini
Naked fight?
Is that from borat
31.01.2026 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Washing dishes by hand makes me feel like I live in the olden days.
31.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I watched Borat on a different planet if that makes sense
31.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I'm trying to remember anything about the movie Borat and it's slim pickins actually
31.01.2026 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Borat was so much more than my wife
31.01.2026 00:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Graham Cracker’s Dracula
30.01.2026 23:45 — 👍 30 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0Elon Musk: I will invent a new electric car, by 2025
Cajun Grimes: Mais, you must be thicker 'an the hide of a garfish! Errybody know this that oil an' gas country, down here on th' bayou we all got a brother an' a papa who work on dem rigs.
17 Jun 2022, twitter user tonyhawktruther
Maybe he was asking so he could avoid going that day
30.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While I'm on the subject, it's pretty weird to scroll past "Robin Leach strangled a child at a sex party" and then attempt to go about your day.
30.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Sorry Elon but pedophile island is being renovated that weekend. Yeah, next weekend, too.
30.01.2026 21:15 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Is it more embarrassing to be caught visiting pedophile island or to be caught begging to visit pedophile island and the head pedophile seems hesitant about it.
30.01.2026 21:12 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0Wow ok you got me there, Derrick
30.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
