Don Bones

Kombucha girl meme

About to watch Alien Earth

Going in. Please be good.

Frog dog

Rob Lowe with an inscrutable facial expression

He's letting you in on a delightful secret

It's so fucked up. I hate looking at it

"We're out here trying to stop violent crime. All kinds of stuff"

ok man

I think we can take it as a given that most conservative couples hate each other.

I read the whole thing and I'm still pretty sure that lady is exactly where she wants to be

Great news, job seeker, everything you are good at has been outsourced to an AI that isn't very good at it. But, if you play your cards right, you could score a gig supervising the AI and dealing with the fallout from it's many mistakes.

Weird decision to leave up to them, but I hope they make the right choice.

Huffing pure uncut brain poison

What the heck are you talking about

I've never contemplated this scenario so I'm unsure what level of embarrassing this is

Erasing precious memories of my loved ones is a small price to pay for Big Titty Garfield

It's funny because I am always uploading pdfs to my human wife

This was so funny

This guy fucking loves bananas. They are everything to him.

hm

I mean, it could be worse

They all cite that movie as the greatest ever made, but none of them have seen it or internalized it's main theme

I would say it hasn't been great

ABOMINATION Thee Oh Sees, Osees · ABOMINATION REVEALED AT LAST · Song · 2025

I do not know what twisted magic lets these guys put out 1 - 2 solid albums every single year, but god bless Thee Oh Sees

open.spotify.com/track/0B254b...

Yeah, but not for the reason you think

If only you had done some disaster prep during your election coverage you dumb hacks.

I think First Blood is a genuine banger and lasted maybe 10 minutes into part 2 before abandoning the franchise forever.

First Blood rules.

Me 20 years ago: Technology is so cool, and if it keeps advancing like this, it just might solve the world's problems.

Me now: We need to bomb the data centers

Wrong

this is so good. I play @pftompkins.bsky.social's body, "Creature" in this demented gameshow: youtu.be/5VI7qgpQmws
at 1:18 in, you can see a shot of my face that I did not think would be visible in this particular setup