Mat Loup

Better option is to keep him and play him

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There's always a grinch at Christmas. That deeply poisonous account Chelsea Fan Accountability has started here now. Do not engage with this troll

Huge game vs Brentford. They have had us by the short and curlies in the same way we treat Sp*rs. Time to break the cycle

Cucurella may have burnt through his supply of supporters good will there

Huge game on Sunday for so many reasons. A win could continue upward momentum all through Christmas. A defeat could send us back into the (very large) chasing pack.

And then there's Anthony Taylor. Whatever happens, he won't let the game be straightforward

Jesus Christ!

Vindman is a hero who helped protect America from an attempt by Trump and Kremlin agents in Ukraine to steal the 2020 election. I know because I wrote a national bestseller on this

This is the co-President of the United States threatening to kill him.

Things are going to get so bad!

And Felix

Omari Hutchinson looks readier to impact Premier League games on a regular basis than João Felix.

Chelsea sold one for £20m, claiming a big profit, signing the other one for £40m just to get an academy player off the books.

Don't tempt fate! Sanchez has that in his locker

Why Canada is anywhere near hosting a World Cup when football is the distant fifth choice sport behind ice hockey, baseball, basketball and gridiron is baffling. Most of the people here could not care less, from officials down

I remember being at a coaches meeting nearly 10 years ago. "We're F****n, we can do what we want," was said out loud and the underlying mentality.

Top journalism here. The arrogant entitled attitude of Canada Soccer goes through every level of football in Canada, from the provincial bodies to so-called high-performance teams. So arrogant they think they can create better coaching courses than Uefa, the global gold standard, just to make money

Me too!

That's a tough one!

Could be any of Enzo, Felix, Mudryk, Disasi, Badiashile, Sanchez. All overpriced bad bad buys

If you bring central London to a halt in order to campaign against catastrophic climate change then you're a "barmy" eco "fanatic" who deserves to be locked up.

If you do the same to hang on to your multimillion pound inheritance tax exemption then you're a brave freedom fighter defying the odds

Nigel farage in barbour jacket at farmers protest

You have to admire Nigel Farage - who else would have the nerve to pretend to be the defender of farmers, after selling their whole industry down the river with his Brexit shitshow.

Starter Pack?

So far, I have to say this place is far more civilized and is very similar to Twitter in its early years. Long may it last