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It's very funny for Schumer to try this penny-ante three-card monte routine on BlueSky, the world's largest gathering of Senate procedure sickos

There is not and can be no reconciliation for this.

Image of a three-panel meme from The Muppet Christmas Carol. Panel 1: Ebenezer Scrooge leans out of a snowy window, shouting, “YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT?” Panel 2: A small Muppet boy standing in the snow replies, “WHY TODAY? TODAY IS DICK CHENEY DIED DAY!” Panel 3: Scrooge smiles joyfully from the window, saying, “THEN I HAVEN’T MISSED IT!”

The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Sorry but if you're a baseball fan rooting for a salary cap — or worse, a lockout — bc the Dodgers won you're lame as hell. Grow up

The jagoffs driving them out here customize them in the most godawful ways so honestly the first reaction is usually an uncontrollable guffaw. Saw a chromed out one at an intersection the other day and couldn’t stop laughing at him while shielding my eyes from the reflection it was so bad

The worst part about the postseason ending is now I have to watch the white sox again

Less than 100 days to SoxFest

I'm ready to be hurt again.

Bulls are 4-0, blast it from the streets.

We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.

Whenever someone I meet irl doesn’t understand a niche meme reference or know what the current trivial online discourse is I tell them to go touch glass

Man, #dogavi really never fails

“Base” might be a bridge too far, but I’d actually respond to a text with something other than STOP if *anyone* opened with that

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

Nuked a 5090 to still get left on read smdh

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

TL;DR: Trevor Bauer is ending his NPB career being pulled from the playoff roster for blowing a scrimmage game against a semipro team that hasn't developed any meaningful baseball talent since before the bicentennial, after ending the season DEAD LAST in ERA along qualified pitchers.

The only thing they do during a ceasefire is reload.

When you’re that big of a dickhead, of course you’d assume a circumcision is in the same category as a lobotomy 🥁💥

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Lower case B, depending on how the Hawks look out of the gate. The Sox hit the over, why can’t two dead cats bounce?

They both lost.

[Person who didn’t build a ‘Pay me’ workflow]: “What are you going to do? Not pay me?”

We all know that active user numbers are used when pitching to funding or advertising, this is obtuse.

Also: blaming the user for not using something the engineer never built is a classic tell of either a junior or an asshole.

The violence that will commence once Nvidia misses on a quarter… 😬

Same with recessions, almost always under a Republican president. Its almost like those motherfuckers dont know how to run a country.

while the Dems are looking for anyone with juice, my large son is fully dipped with hot peppers.

Amazing that it hits every beat from 80s adventure movie scenes from the bumbling oafs yelling “Get him!” and taking the worst angles, our hero getting the bicycle to go in the nick of time, and beingjustoutofreach at the last second. Put some John Williams over it