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@dengleshopper.bsky.social

I write queer absurdist smut for people with chronic tummy troubles who are mad at society. More coming soon! (They/Them)

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Welp. This seems like something to explore for a future smutty story ๐Ÿ‘€

21.11.2024 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeahโ€ฆ I havenโ€™t touched my novelette in like 2 weeks, so I guess my goal is to get back into a routine ๐Ÿซ 

19.11.2024 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Letโ€™s make it even more complicated where thereโ€™s also โ€œsub gendersโ€ and explain how people can dual class like in DnD ๐Ÿ˜…

19.11.2024 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
As her dom, Deanna teased its circuits with light taps of a whip. The computer woman gave short gasps with each smack. After it had been riled up enough, Deanna imagined herself slathering lube on the whipโ€™s handle and rubbing it along the synthetic lips of its [Blacked out word].  The heat of her desire gushed forth in waves the further she lost herself in the scene. Her eyes closed as she felt the thrill of controlling this sentient word-vomit robot. She

As her dom, Deanna teased its circuits with light taps of a whip. The computer woman gave short gasps with each smack. After it had been riled up enough, Deanna imagined herself slathering lube on the whipโ€™s handle and rubbing it along the synthetic lips of its [Blacked out word]. The heat of her desire gushed forth in waves the further she lost herself in the scene. Her eyes closed as she felt the thrill of controlling this sentient word-vomit robot. She

Ok, hereโ€™s an excerpt from this novellete.

Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.

Be kind. Still being edited ๐Ÿ˜…

#writingcomminity ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š
๐Ÿ”ฅโœ๏ธ

16.10.2024 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Queer Platonic Relationships should be called kewpies (QP) because I think itโ€™d be hilarious to have a non-romantic relationship named after a love symbol ๐Ÿ˜‚

#ace #nonsense

07.11.2024 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alrighty then. Back to my cave.

07.11.2024 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Queer Platonic Relationships should be called kewpies (QP) because I think itโ€™d be hilarious to have a non-romantic relationship named after a love symbol ๐Ÿ˜‚

#ace #nonsense

07.11.2024 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just thought of a gender neutral way to say โ€˜short kingโ€™/โ€˜short queenโ€™

Mini Majesty ๐Ÿซ…

Youโ€™re welcome if you love it, sorry I donโ€™t actually know what Iโ€™m typing if you donโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.10.2024 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My MC is aro, so not falling in love, and the stakes arenโ€™t high enough to be world shakingโ€ฆ

How about we say itโ€™s about falling into yourself (metaphorically) and away from a vice

24.10.2024 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you're a creator who:

- Takes long break periods
- Creates very slowly
- Has another full time job or engagement
- Struggles with productivity
- Is inconsistent

I'm sorry to tell you...

YOU'RE STILL A VALID CREATOR BECAUSE CREATING IS TIED TO PASSION, NOT PRODUCTIVITY ๐Ÿ’œโœจ๏ธ

24.10.2024 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32430    ๐Ÿ” 8108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 663    ๐Ÿ“Œ 428

Thatโ€™s not too far off from something Iโ€™d write ๐Ÿคฃ

24.10.2024 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter how hard I try, I have to admit that vibes are not a sustainable breakfast.

Guess Iโ€™ll eat something ๐Ÿ˜ญ

19.10.2024 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Explain your WIP badly:

She doinks a computer because relationships are scary.

19.10.2024 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thank you so much! My heart tip tapping with joy like some sort of machine that does tip tapping ๐Ÿ˜

19.10.2024 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despicable

17.10.2024 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did something happen on Twitter? I left that dumpster fire but I hear theyโ€™re some newskies bursting in?

I love bursting ins! Hi new ones. Iโ€™m D, a nonbinary writer/gremlin of all things spicy and absurd. What is up? ๐Ÿฅฐ

17.10.2024 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any #transwriters who like weird spicy stuff?

Letโ€™s connect!

16.10.2024 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you! No worries. Canโ€™t expect to please everyone. ๐Ÿ˜Š

16.10.2024 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If this sounds like your kind of story, be sure to follow so you donโ€™t miss its launch (which I totally have a date in mind, what are you even talking about? ๐Ÿ˜…)

16.10.2024 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
As her dom, Deanna teased its circuits with light taps of a whip. The computer woman gave short gasps with each smack. After it had been riled up enough, Deanna imagined herself slathering lube on the whipโ€™s handle and rubbing it along the synthetic lips of its [Blacked out word].  The heat of her desire gushed forth in waves the further she lost herself in the scene. Her eyes closed as she felt the thrill of controlling this sentient word-vomit robot. She

As her dom, Deanna teased its circuits with light taps of a whip. The computer woman gave short gasps with each smack. After it had been riled up enough, Deanna imagined herself slathering lube on the whipโ€™s handle and rubbing it along the synthetic lips of its [Blacked out word]. The heat of her desire gushed forth in waves the further she lost herself in the scene. Her eyes closed as she felt the thrill of controlling this sentient word-vomit robot. She

Ok, hereโ€™s an excerpt from this novellete.

Basic pitch is an aro lesbian, who has a troubled past w/ partners because they see her as a playgirl, starts using an AI for ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ and to avoid having difficult conversations with potential partners.

Be kind. Still being edited ๐Ÿ˜…

#writingcomminity ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ“š
๐Ÿ”ฅโœ๏ธ

16.10.2024 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Maybe Iโ€™ll share a bit of this novelette Iโ€™m working onโ€ฆ just enough to titillate you all, but not reveal the concept ๐Ÿ˜˜

15.10.2024 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just imagining everyone within a city blockโ€™s ears being burst at the grinding noise of him caressing his truck pillow ๐Ÿ˜…

15.10.2024 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right! Readers are smart. Theyโ€™ll pick up on things. ๐Ÿ˜Š

15.10.2024 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*puts away screenplay about killer trees who eats cars* ๐Ÿ˜…

13.10.2024 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, just forgo this and cremate me. Iโ€™m sure itโ€™ll be pretty colors like that science experiment with the gummy bears. ๐Ÿป

Surely thatโ€™ll allow me to ascend

13.10.2024 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*to the tune of โ€˜Let It Beโ€™ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!

11.10.2024 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*to the tune of โ€˜Let It Beโ€™ by the Beatles* whisper words of rizzdom, skibidiiii!!!

11.10.2024 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.10.2024 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 163    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a fish with a penchant for cave formations (stalactites)

11.10.2024 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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