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i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

Happy 4th of July, Batman.

"Mr Vrabel it appears your star WR rocks really hard and is cool as all hell. do you have comment"

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺?

IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord.

PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

Pizzaballa got deep dished

Go vote, y'all.

It's okay to be completely disheartened with the state of national politics and the endless trolley problem that is the US Presidency.

You've got local elections and direct democracy measures where you can make an impact on things that affect your community.

anyway I have actual things to do today but one more time, my plea to progressives with a brain: if you’re not willing to challenge people who lie and say everything is a nightmare all the time, you can’t be surprised when those views proliferate and make any kind of progress impossible

truly life is a racc race

I am just now learning that Canada has banned WD-40.

I look forward to watching them slowly grind to a rusty halt.

Chessie, a purple elephant, stands proudly atop Cheswick Pools and Patios in Cheswick PA

I haven't seen anyone post Chessie yet. Chessie's not that big in comparison to some of these absolute units but is certainly beloved, just outside of Pittsburgh @darthbluesky.bsky.social

we're 100% trouble tbh it's the prudent move

you sound suspiciously confident.

barbie is oppenheim-her 👏 (i'm sorry)

I like & play it, but it's impossible to deny that there's a correlation between genshin fans and Fucky Shit

i'm not sure why but i'm thoroughly unsurprised that they're genshin references

one of the saddest incel things I’ve ever seen on twitter is the failing attempt to outrage farm by claiming margot robbie is barely mid. we used to have good trolls. nobody wants to work anymore!

i can't like any lewds because i've invented a woman in my head who is my wife and she's watching my likes and i don't want to upset her

Taliban Endorses Twitter Over Threads "Other platforms cannot replace it," said a senior member of the Taliban in a tweet, explaining that Meta is "intolerant."

I still can’t believe this article is real

Link: https://www.vice.com/en/article/xgwg9n/taliban-endorses-twitter-over-threads

Reds phenom rookie Elly De La Cruz singled then stole second, third, and home.

ELLY

[me as a knight]

me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?

squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm

me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time

Shohei Ohtani and Mookie Betts shake hands and have fun

“Yes hello I’m Mookie. You’ve been assigned to bunk with me during prospective freshman weekend.’

The Vince getting more and more excited meme Hands, touching hands reaching out touching me touching you Sweet Carolitiine BUH BUH BUH Good times never seemed so gOod So good, so good, SO good

Screenshot of a post on Threads inviting Zuck to spread a thread

Am I doing this right

"You complaining that we're breaking the law promotes lawlessness; us breaking the law prevents lawlessness" is probably the most explicitly I've ever seen cop ideology laid out.

you went with zuckerberg to a third location, i'm not sure you get to joke about marks anymore

hup