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teaching an old paperclip new tricks

TIL the silly little melody that plays in the Atari Jaguar startup screen is actually their old commercial jingle from their VCS days

Can't even do basic community protection. Worse than 2000's forum moderators

Yeah I'm not gonna be using this app very much lol

if i had the money i would commission a translation group to do an english romhack of this

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America

Every third video recommendation on YouTube is "wow, (thing) sure is bad. This video was brought to you by Zocdoc. Thanks for watching"

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like are we fucking for real???

qobuz is banning accounts for downloading music bro it might actually be over

if you told me that the golden age of music piracy would be 2020-2023 i wouldn't have believed you

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

can of mountain lightning, walmart off-brand version of mountain dew

yeah sure i'll have mtn dew. wait what the fuck

guy that owns a vending machine but it only has the generic store brand soda instead of coke/pepsi

hey everyone the guy that lied about facebook video statistics & its involvement in the 2016 presidential election wants to sell you on glasses that give you ads every time you get up to go pee

framing the left as pro-free speech to... own the left?

The problem with that "First they came for" poem is it makes a lot of unlikely assumptions. For example it assumes they would ever come for me

i mean yeah his entire identity in the public eye is being the guy that broke the story on lou pearlman and the made up bsb/nsync rivalry and also being The Actually Gay One but it just seems disappointing that he's willing to put up with how much of a monster justin is for some Trolls money

the nsync comeback was a bit of a nice surprise to me when i found out until i learned *why* they came back and let me just say, how the fuck does lance bass put up with all this

hype moments and aura

You have been given the answer multiple times over and you keep ignoring them every time it comes up.

Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.

AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.

that's what YOU are doing, yes. stop projecting

DON'T stop calling but DO stop listing what the payment is for, if that was a thing you're doing

*wearily* don't ask don't tell is back, and it's for everything now

human rights aren't transactional. if one group of people go, everyone else goes too. sorry you had to learn it the hard way

"my rights aren't at stake" lol that's cute

yeah actually

"this doesn't help your cause" - guy that hates you and your cause