Willem

Smoked a roach last night while on a walk and got so high I got lost in my own neighborhood

Sorry I got an annoying email

I would rather fucking gouge my eyes out than ever "tell my story" as a queer and/or disabled person again. It is no longer anyone's business. Fuck off

You get it 😭

Wait hell yeah

Thank you :)

“Slime Capitalism”… 10 more IQ points and I might have something

Thinking about the other lifetime I could have led where I actually got into grad school for design theory in Amsterdam and now do seminars on The Material Implications of Slime Capitalism or something

Autofiction? Hell yeah! I love stories about cars!

Why the fuck do parks have closing hours ooohhhh ahhhh can't have any homeless people taking shelter there. Fuck you. I want to go on a slide.

I have been told I need to stop starting and abandoning blogs. Too bad!

moldfest.blogspot.com quality NOT guaranteed

I started a blog and was like "I'm just gonna put whatever on here it's not that deep!" then proceeded to make it that deep due to personal neuroses THEN went meta and wrote about how I struggle to not make it that deep lmao

Will never not be funny to me that pre-transition I was desperate to be a hot sexy mean NYC "it girl" and now I look and feel like a slug and have never been happier

🫡🫡🫡

Sure smoking will probably kill me. But on the other hand I just befriended my neighbor by offering him a cig and now I’m invited to his birthday barbecue. And that… is the beauty of nicotine!

Meant to type “dear god” but instead said “dead god”

Smoking on that shit that made Guy Debord

On my way to the party doused in a niche oud fragrance with a film camera tucked in my pocket

Loved this one!!

Cringe is a flat circle

Been playing dumb recently. "What happened to your legs" you get an "I don't know" idc if I'm clearly visibly disabled. "Are you a guy or a girl" good question. "You'll never be a real man" not sure what that means. No engaging with disingenuous bullshit... I've got shit to do!

Lowkey felt more noticeable physical effects when I quit vaping but was still smoking than when I quit smoking entirely which is terrifying to me!

Police searching for woman accused of taking locked N subway train for joyride in Queens Police are searching for a woman who they say broke into a locked N train and took it for a joyride in Astoria, Queens on Thursday morning.

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Every time someone asks me if I’ve considered leaving the country and I have to explain that it’s functionally impossible to emigrate as a disabled person

sorry.

The Simpson of Bart in the age of mechanical reproduction