Staxx

A green grasshopper, held in hand, with a mouth full of black goo

FYI: Green grasshoppers can make black goo

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I'm friends with the local librarian so he hooks me up with the books that make people go crazy

Poster for film A Dog's Journey

Picture of Dodge Journey automobile (blue and gorgeous)

A Dog's Journey and A Dodge Journey

Wifey said that if I do three chores today she'll let me take a shower with body wash 😀

Drinking clear liquor with Daffy Duck and Lucy Liu

I Just Spent All My Money on a Boulder in the United States

lol that's what's up

Baby wearing sunglasses
Heavy knockers and fat asses
Stinky sticky smokeable grasses

👆 Things of interest 👆

Happy I AM Year PRO-LIFE!

いろんな国のビール。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
Beers from various countries.

When I'm having chips I always give one to the small version of Obama that lives with me, and one chip is more than enough to fill him up!

Lighting a large candle just below my "extra dry" curtains

Haven't stopped thinking about Gayle King saying "Blue is the color of a good ole smurf" a few days ago

lotta different ways to write a happy birthday confession letter to your pedophile best friend but "weird third-person dialogue typed in the shape of a nude woman" is by far the funniest

My bodyguard sleeps in a twin bed next to my bed and his pajamas are just basketball shorts

I get all of my news from The Woke MILF

If I eat candy before bed my dreams become too evocative 🙄 licorice shouldn't make me remember holding my grandma's hand

The local kids like to knock on my door and ask me questions about Homestar runner

MRW I'm reading the Borrowers

Yes I have

"Granny Rapper"

Interesting person

Eating a calzone from the gas station! After this I'll be on gmail doing some emails

Happy Independence Day America! I am proud to be American. To me, the real patriots are those who push their country to do better and live up to its ideals. Because if you love America as a beacon of hope, you have to love liberty and justice for all.

Nope too hot

MRW I'm reading the Borrowers

Chris Christie wearing a smirk

They should really call him "Donald Bad"

My cup runneth over
And now juice on my hand!

An incredible baby bunny in grass with clovers

Found this baby bunny in my backyard, we're friends now and we also love each other

Haha lunch is awesome

If a toilet went to a fast food restaurant you know they'd order a number 2 and maybe a number 1 as well!

And uhhh also they might like a fuckin scrubber for their napkin or something