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the video being projected behind all the performers on stage

lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight

Explaining the invisible hand of the market to an American: "imagine a hamburger"

(explaining urban planning to an american) imagine no burger but it’s a good thing…

Well, if the Fonz said it you know it's gotta be true

man who has several large tattoos of Achewoodesque skulls in sunglasses accompanied by the phrase “Mr. Cool Ice” in an aggressively sans serif font. Unfortunately he has “ICE” written in large letters on his wrists. he has sunglasses tattooed on the back of his head. I can not overstate that he essentially has the same thing tattooed all over himself in like six different places

the real victim of these trying times is Mr. Cool Ice

No, I'm pretty sure the main thing that's wrong with America right now is all the fascism

This is definitely the main thing that's wrong with America right now

Also where were the big tent people when Kamala wouldn’t let a Palestinian speaker on stage at the dnc? Was the tent big enough to win Michigan? Get bent losers. Unflinching solidarity is all there is.

All cats are beautiful

To be fair, nothing makes you hate cars more than owning one.

How about we resist using ai slop?

Oh cool, they're selling magazines at my work with ai generated covers now

Can’t stop thinking about this picture of Sean Penn. it’s giving Wile E Coyote, it’s giving adult Pigpen, it’s giving just got blown up by cartoon dynamite

Bro is eating Pac-Man's ass.

This is what king Charles looks like now

If everyone hates your shitty opinions that means you're being persecuted and the fact that you're being persecuted means you're right.

hey all 👋 welcome to bluesky 😃💙 we do things a little…different around here. and it’s nothing like the Other Place. Firstly, posting is called skeeting (you’ll get used to it). Secondly, my wife left me

Honestly, it was a site that really encouraged people to be assholes even before Elon

The Democratic Party lost to a senile reality TV host twice. What the fuck are you talking about?

The Onion can re-run this today with D’Angelo swapped in for Prince

RIP a(nother) legend

@theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social

True. The problem isn't that the Democratic Party is unbelievably incompetent. The problem is the people who are pointing out their incompetence.

since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter

dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”

The world's longest living person met Vincent Van Gogh when she was 13 and lived long enough that she theoretically could have heard the first Limp Bizkit album

We really hit on something with the 12 year old theory of governance because that’s really the entire political project. It’s being 12 years old and not even normal 12 year olds but real pieces of shit 12 year olds

They got Republican wine on clearance at H-E-B if anybody wants some

if you get in trouble in canada a panel of 9 santas decide your fate, a chilling vision of what socialists like Zohran Mamdani want for the United States

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square