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Should have said hi. I served you

And a fair few quid more expensive

I think I have an addiction to salad cream.

Bro

Hopefully Danish ones. Who doesn’t love a Viking.

£5 a flag tho. Someone is coining it in.

Still going, even after the Forest result. I’m fairly sure my next post won’t be quite as coherent. Just pretend I’m being waterboarded again, and don’t remind me in the morning. Still on the #infinity cos you know, bloody good pint. #bskybeer

Till Arsenal ruined it

Second

Not like it moist?

Day two of my responsible drinking bender, Full English (no hash brown, cos they have no place on a breakfast) #Bluemonkey #infinity and Forest on the tele. #bskybeer

I thought about it, but just don’t have the aim required.

That is now the plan

I love Thursday, it’s craft can delivery day, and I have five whole days off starting at 5pm! What am I taking home? #bskybeer

Oh god yes.

I don’t get people doing the haka? If someone were to do it in front of me, I would just carry on about my day. Your angry dance isn’t going to make me miss countryfile.

That sounds ok if you like that sort of thing

That’s not a bad idea. I’ve been spicing my mash taters up with doner kebab meat. Egg fried rice may be the answer.

First day off in a while, and I can’t think of anything to do. Apart from deliberately walking in front of those delivery scooter nob heads.

Grandkids??? It’s not likely. I drink impies for breakfast! My sperm are that pissed that they have stopped swimming,and started sunbathing.

Well. You never know what Santa may bring

Amusing, well worth a listen.

Ahem #metoo

I daren’t drink them. I must resist. I mean one won’t hurt… must resist. #bskybeer

Enjoyed that one. On the subject of Emperors, look what I found at the back of our warehouse. Probably the last bottles in existence. A CRB, Emperors collab from years back.

Urgh.

All this flag bollocks is annoying. The proper crusade. And the only one we should be doing is to stop people putting hash browns and chips on a breakfast. It just wrong.

Have sent my address again