Grace Hoffman

Touching grass is not enough I need to get stuck in a hollow log

if meant to get out of bed why bed warm

Gotta call my mom after every grocery trip to tell her all the great deals I got and my coupons and how nasty some of the produce was and how they didn't have carrots, it's very important she knows

@detroitlions.bsky.social I hear you have a need for more defense players...hear me out #onepride #detroitlions

In some states you put deposits them and return them. I live in MI where its a 10 cent return to recycle them

i’m in the mafia

If SNL was filmed in michigan, john mulaney wouldve written a musical about this place

Sometimes your QB is going against you defense and it's horrific

Would've Could've Should’ve

Me showing up to the Pearson testing center every 6 months

Its the songiest song to ever song and song (affectionate)

Having a bullpen day (consistent snacking instead of meals)

#OnePride

WE SHALL BUILD JAKE BATES A STATUE IN CAMPUS MARTIUS #onepride #lions #detroitlions

Taking notes in living room with fall decorations

One more day until my next sitting 😴

Never a doubt #onepride

Purple and red flower bouquet from trader joes

Sunday ❤️

You’re probably all bored with this but we (the tech workers of The NY Times) are still on strike because management refuses to come to the table. Thanks for your support and continuing to boycott Cooking and Games. #BreakYourStreak

So they can charge the price of five guys making it

why do they need five guys to make a burger? i could do it with two guys, tops

This feels like 2014 Twitter and I was 14, annoying, and thriving on 2014 Twitter. Only difference now is I'm 24

Dey-twah

It’s such a blast from the past to realize that scrolling through a social media platform can be fun and fulfilling and educational and not rage and depression inducing

going back in time to 1985 and telling a nerd i have a computer in my pocket at all times and i mainly use it to cause myself massive psychic damage while driving 70mph in a school zone

A fundamental thing to know about me is that several times a week I just sit around thinking about how much I love libraries.

It's very good to read books, but those of us who read a lot of books probably have a lot more to learn from doing things in public spaces with other human beings

My nostalgia for mid-2010s Tumblr tells me I’ll be mourning Twitter for a very long time. But I cannot deal with the fucking blue check replies on every highly liked post any goddamn longer

welcome new people from the “other place”! over here it’s….a little different!! to make a “post” all you have to do is type the letters that correspond to the sounds you’d make if you were speaking the words of your thought. then simply hit the post button. don’t forget to be as annoying as possible