Middle Aged Critter 🏳️‍🌈

I have become resigned to the fact I will spend the rest of my life alone.

Waiting for someone to ask me out is becoming less and less likely as I get older. And I get crippling anxiety when I think of asking someone out due to fear of rejection.

Baby, I was born this way…I guess.

Perfect! 10/10 haha

Ma’am, I’m going to need you to calm down or I’ll have to call security…

Like he cares…it’s done. He destroyed our history for another Trump Tower

Thoughts and prayers

Spent the afternoon crafting for my Halloween costume with a best friend.

Bro, this costume is going to be awesome.

Fall is beautiful leaf viewing time and there’s something about the crunch of leaves under your feet.

But the fact those same leaves hide uneven sidewalks that create a trip hazards is the WORST….as my scrapped knee will prove.

A couple of random thoughts:

Will Smith isn’t a good actor.
Poison ivy can suck my asshole.
I like Westminster chime clocks.
I need daily sex.
I gave myself a home pedi today.

Miserable.

That’s it, that’s the post.

I got a prescription for a steroid pill regiments to fight a poison ivy outbreak on my body.

The pharmacy texts me the script is ready…10 minutes before they close. I live 20ish minutes away. So I guess it’s gonna be another itchy night.

Thanks for nothing, assholes.

The MAGAts want you to eat Hamburger Helper as they enjoy filet minion.

But hey, keep them in power, idiots.

At this point, just burn it all down. I don’t think we’ll ever recover from this.

Game. Set. Match.

Yeah, I’ve been watching reunion video shorts on YouTube and crying for three hours. What of it?

I’ve been misaligned all day.

Perhaps this is a “strip down, crawl in bed, and watch videos” kind of night.

Yes. That’s it. Just, yes.

I offer my condolences to you and your team for the recent loss of this woman.

The only (unsolicited) input I will add is to strengthen your resolve to address failures and breakdowns in the system so future participants don’t have to suffer.

Hugs from Denver ❤️

Thank you for your frontline reporting.

And more moreover, release the Epstein files. 😏

Same. Multiple times.

I’m a fair weather football fan so believe me when I say…

Holy shit, Broncos. What a comeback.

Is it possible, inadvertently, that Tron (1982) predicted the Internet?

I hope George Seros is ready to pay out over 7m paychecks after yesterday’s protests. People wanna get paid.

Maybe a controversial take…

Sure, we can all march with signs, toot horns, & dress up as frogs and dinosaurs, but unless the Dems put up a good candidate in ‘28, expect more of the same.

Oh, more than 1 in 3 will need to get off their asses and vote.

Otherwise, be ready for a Vance presidency.

I had a double helping of ice cream - because I am an adult man and make my own decisions.

Sleep on:

Thursday night: <1 hour.
Friday night: 8 hours
Saturday night: 7 hours.

So, it’s fair to say I averaged 5ish hours each night?

I’m always grateful to visit my friend’s family cabin. But it throws off my body as travel usually does.

That post-poo feeling once at home is quite comforting.

I need a full body massage — from the temples to the toes — with a layover in the groin area.

At the risk of sounding greedy…both? Multiple times? Okay, that maybe asking too much 😏😈

I am pleased to report that today is far better than yesterday.

But anything more than zero is good, I guess.

You don’t know me so don’t take this as objectification - but, I’d skip breakfast with you two 😈😛😏😏