Bloody Mat Conner

Check out my hovercraft taxi service sometime. We work tirelessly to get you home safely.

Second straight Super Bowl in which a dude named Drake has been mercilessly bullied

I think you could make an argument that he had control when it touched the ground but I understand ruling it incomplete

Would agree with everything in here. The @americansoccerinsights.com summit was a great experience all around.

10/10 recipe. I know a recipe is a winner when both kids ask for seconds.

YouTube video by Expected Own Goals xOG Live in Houston 2026, with Catalina Bush & Chloe Dhillon!

We had so much fun at the @americansoccerinsights.com Summit last year, we had to come back for another live pod! We were joined by @catabush.com and Houston Dash analyst Chloe Dhillon for a great talk about the state of data in the women's game, for the public and for teams. Enjoy!

@iankarmel.bsky.social I have a question for the AFE crew: If you were in the Olympics, would you rather walk in with a huge team like the US, or a team that only has like 2 people?

Happy Ratboys day to all who celebrate

LOL I created an account months ago and then just left it dormant for forever, so it’s not as if I’ve been super active with it.

@therealhrdlicka.bsky.social looking for food recs for Vegas. Got anything? Most of the recs I’ve gotten so far have been Asian food so if you have any other cuisines I’ll gladly take them

It’s so good at this. If you’re able to clearly explain what you want or need something rewritten, it can save so much time.

Imagine making transfer offers for players based solely on these ratings

The Comedy of Errors is what you’d get if Shakespeare wrote a 3 Stooges movie

Fancy Stats commissioned a bunch of articles about the 2018 World Cup from American Soccer Analysis writers.

I will not apologize for any contribution I have made to the shift from open play to set piece scoring.

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Planning a Vegas trip for March Madness. Will take any recommendations available for both sports books, hotels, and food.

Had to rerun twice but the errors are fixed. Ratings now updated through yesterday’s games, which should be the case moving forward now.

Think I finally got the automation on my GitHub page to work, so team ratings should update tomorrow morning. Fingers crossed I didn’t break it this afternoon:

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Introducing Glass Onion by US Soccer, An Identifier Synchronization Tool — American Soccer Analysis By Akshay Easwaran Every soccer data analysis group has had the same jump-scare: they sign data provider contract #2, and suddenly, they need a solution to link teams, matches, and players across th...

There's a new tool from @ussoccer.com and @akeaswaran.me is here to tell you about it. Introducing Glass Onion, an Identifier Synchronization Tool

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Can't even begin to say thank you to all that came out to ASI. This is maybe the first if not the biggest showing of @americansocceranalysis.com present cast and alums we've ever had in a room.

YouTube video by Locked On Cowboys Luepke Extension!!!! #dallascowboys

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Episode 2.25: Micah Parsons Traded + Week 1 Preview YouTube video by Bless Dem Boyz

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YouTube video by Bless Dem Boyz TOP 10 Ways the Dallas Cowboys Can WIN the Micah Parsons Trade

We got together to talk about the Micah Parsons trade, make picks for the season, and give our thoughts on week one. It’s a wild one with @paulthesaintsfan.bsky.social and @matconner.bsky.social, and we even got a top ten list out of it:

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Put together this list of the top 10 MVP candidates for the start of the season using @actionnetwork.bsky.social odds. What stands out?

Episode 2.22: The North Poll Bless Dem Boyz · Episode

Dem Boyz @paulthesaintsfan.bsky.social & @matconner.bsky.social don’t let technical difficulties stop them this week. They preview the would be Kings of the AFC & NFC North, along with discussions about White Lotus, Barbarian and more

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I TAKE IT ALL BACK

We got no one capable of getting on the end of a cross

For the record I agree that Devil Without a Cause album is still a banger.

@iankarmel.bsky.social I think we need Sean to go back to the jukebox bar and play Crazy Town’s Butterfly and Kid Rock’s Bawitdaba back to back to see which one gets a better reaction.

I’ll add it to the list!

This book was very good.