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adding presidential libraries to the list of "things we act like are normal but which are really kinda weird"

leaving all my typos in my posts so people know I'm not ai

He's gone in vacations that require minor geoengineering paid for with tax money

praying this revives the meme phonk montages are so fucking silly

does python just Not Have consistently viable census data modules??? it feels like every time I use a new one it breaks for some backend reason or another

like, we do not have this issue over in R world — why does python???

... also for the other posts.

okay i should return to bluesky if only so that commie isn't my newest post

G) never learned how to ride a bike :(

meme that says "yeah im a commie" across the top, with an acrostic "commie" on the side whose constituent parts just read "constantly" and "oovulating" at the bottom right of the image is an air quotes rad kid trying to look cool in sunglasses and a messy haircut .. i cannot explain why i did this

hypothesis: if we arm the swifties during taylor swift's next tour, we can bring an end to ticket selling platforms

katie tightpussy is never escaping the Raytheon allegations

I’M GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA WHERE SADNESS MAKES SENSE By Danez Smith O California, don’t you know the sun is only a god if you learn to starve for him? I’m bored with the ocean I stood at the lip of it, dressed in down, praying for snow I know, I’m strange, too much light makes me nervous at least in this land where the trees always bear green. I know something that doesn’t die can’t be beautiful. Have you ever stood on a frozen lake, California? The sun above you, the snow & stalled sea—a field of mirror all demanding to be the sun too, everything around you is light & it’s gorgeous & if you stay too long it will kill you & it’s so sad, you know? You’re the only warm thing for miles & the only thing that can’t shine.

I’M GOING BACK TO MINNESOTA WHERE SADNESS MAKES SENSE
By Danez Smith
www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/161060...

why cut the foreskin off?

why not simply put it in the dryer where it will shrink down to a more form-fitting size?

do pitchers have to ration how much they jerk off for arm muscle reasons

I’m not coming out. If you don’t know I’m gay that’s on you

columbus day is my favorite holiday. i just think it's really sweet that we have an entire holiday dedicated to shitting all over christopher columbus

> and the gravy was sweet

... what in god's green earth ??

Snippet of text from the British Museum article that reads: "Finally, we have established an email hotline for anyone with information that might aid the recovery programme: recovery@britishmuseum.org"

one sec, emailing this vital info to their recovery branch

tfw the afterlife refuses to allow horny

o7 we salute your service o7

even beyond how fucking hilarious this image is, i love how the clock meme has now given us an excellent summary of the zoomer/lefty attitude towards 9/11

daily reminder that if you're a doctor whose first line of resort to asking a patient to come in for a check up is to refuse to refill their prescriptions, you are an asshole

oooo, this is a fun question!

i would dislike being a blender as they're more than a little noisy, but i would absolutely hate being a blade of grass -- i would rather do something i mildly dislike than just *not* do things

it also means I'm down to a 23 second 1-4

getting ultrakill pulled just as I had a week off from work and school was excellent timing

ty for this, I have every intent to bully my cow milk drinking friends by calling them piss drinkers now

thoughts on pea milk?

alas, barbara e blowjob and her precious memory cannot be comprehended even in part without a bachelor's degree, and full comprehension requires breaking into the upper echelons of academia

and getting coined by a blue toaster while bowing for it? even worse lol

I thought coin was bad but then I found out it lets you meme v2 on 1-4 and now it's the best thing in existence