Emil Straken

The order of signs are: thanks elon, stand with elon (or tesla) and stand with doge, then repeat...

It's also very funny to watch the order the signs are in, clearly a fixed order with no similar signs after each other.

tip from a discord:

> I've been doing some micro tasking to train LLM's the last few months to earn some extra cash, the last month it's all dried up, no tasks available. I can't help thinking that is a sign of a bubble deflating.

I'm guessing he was really thinking about big dick bottom when he was making this comment

This is a great line from the article: "He also notes that at least one other owner he knows has not experienced any problems."

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The premise of the super bowl posts are so stupid. You have bought pizza and snacks, are enjoying the game and suddenly papa john, PepsiCo and some avocado vendor knock on your door to demand add-ons based on tariffs

Is he going to send you around to antagonize all the world leaders and drop a nuke on anyone taking the bait?

And wework among other successes

In my local IKEA there is a stall for parallel pooping.

The good thing about rolling out chat gpt for government agencies is that the chatbots get really pissy if you ask for health advice from RFK Jr, they mostly say something in the line of being sick of people spreading conspiracy theories. So lets hope nothing will be done because computer says no.

Mar A Lago is now as prestigious as places like Grass Valley, Red Bluff, Elkhorn, Grapevine and Humble

And by playing video games i mean watching my new ai friend open geoguessr on a browser and guess Stockholm after observing a sign about swedish massage in downtown Bali

Prisons will soon be populated by new types of goons.

Mississippi: If your semen is not retained, you surely will be detained.

The Punizzler

It's curious, i just read almost the exact same statement about Norway from a Norwegian business owner earlier this week.

And now he's compiling evidence to support his future claims of being the last person to talk with Trump.

While the woke prison industrial complex only gives fire related labor to felons, at Dousr every struggling American can risk their lives for their betters.

So funny that it lists him as a philanthropist. And his philanthropic endeavors are: Board of trustees at a $52k tuition a year religious private school, and some kind of relief fund for responsible renters (or their landlords).

Do not tell that to Will Stancil, he has been working so hard convincing everyone that people really love their insurance company.

Tbf he was met by the future president, the current mayor of nyc, on his perpwalk.

That was so fun, it woke me up when i saw that on the train station early in the morning.

Single guys are getting crafty

Luigi Mangione’s fellow prisoners yelled “Luigi’s conditions suck” and “Free Luigi” from their cells in Pennsylvania during an interview: www.newsnationnow.com/banfield/lui...

Looking at Luigi Mangione's Facebook the craziest thing is he appears to have a brother named Mario who is shorter and doesn't jump as high but is faster at picking up turnips from the ground

I wonder how many of those $5.6 billion are used on candy crush micro transactions?

It's tough times for parasites these days. You can't even use cameras or internet stalking anymore.

"I'm coming back again they have lamb." Is also a great sentence.

So weird to be talking about the bitrate of someone's brain, hope the ping is ok.