The Poster Formerly Known As Alex

me w/ my suspiciously california-shaped throat:

i see it a lot that people on bluesky are joyless idiots who have no ability to process anything but outrage, so sometimes I see posts like this, and check the comments. Not a single "did you consider maybe that this is mockery" comment. This site culture really is a blackened turkey charred to bone

80 hour games? you could finish like 10-15 good games in the space of one decent RPG

IT'S A SCAM, YOU MORONS!! A SCAM! THE PINNED LINK HAS A FUCKING REDIRECT! THE ACCOUNT YOU RETWEETED FROM HAS 50 FOLLOWERS AND 10 FOLLOWING!! THEY'RE LAYING LOW SO GOOD-NATURED IDIOTS SHARE THE VIDEO TO LEGITIMIZE THE LINK IN ACTUAL ACCOUNTS! HOLY FUCK

i'm so dogshit sick of seeing the same viral video of a brutalized dying toddler being reposted by armchair activists on this site because every time i see it it's a DIFFERENT ACCOUNT POSTING IT WITH BOT MESSAGES EVERY 15 MINUTES ON THE HOUR FOR THE PAST WEEK ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING

it's one thing to say "we won't process this payment" but they are FUNDING Riot's new stadium explicitly for pilfering pot money out of 2xko tournaments, they are MAKING THE THING THEY TENTPOLED AGAINST HAPPEN lmfao

do you know how fucking EASY it is to call mastercard and lodge an investor's concern about how they're funding the "porn-happy gambling hole" that is riot games? I get to waste their time AND make it seem like it's their fault for supporting Riot

"but if they don't comply and act as attack dogs, mastercard will pull funding from the company that made all it's money on porn-skirting character skins and lust-driven marketing that now wants to move into literal casinos!"

jesus christ i've never heard of such a win/win before

calling payment processors politely for about 45 minutes a day.

dilbert animated series was unreal good considering everything else about dilbert.

i at least came around *somewhat* on Ganacci because he has a history of actually liking FGs, contributed an entire alternate soundtrack, has a character with moves based on his own videos + duck king, and generally seems to fit in visually.

But Rapenaldo? On sight I roll my eyes every single time

oh see now that i know you finished this you GOTTA play Shining 3 next so you can get a great tactics RPG from the Saturn era before moving to more modern stuff

a man says maybe that 's the point in a dark room ALT: a man says maybe that 's the point in a dark room

they've both been banned and delisted historically for their content material and are both under threat of it happening again for their 'obscene content' so

if it helps, RWS will absolutely enjoy smoking the blunt rolled with the two dollars that you gave them

Shining 3 so you can either strengthen your loyalty to Golden Sun more or realize Golden Sun is "we can't make Shining Force any more so we made one that Nintendo let us publish"

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that's exactly how it feels reading the Water Margin, Journey to the West, or Romance of the Three Kingdoms (in paces), so I can see how chinese literature continues to think it's fine lmfao

you only get like 3 combo routes and 2 combo tools initially, and the demo shop alone has about seven to buy that drastically change how you can connect moves together and open new combos. I sorta felt the opposite, where it left me mystified to wonder just how far that rabbithole goes

Wanisocks (the pun) is probably inspired by this unused sanrio character who became viral after they were found in a hello kitty encyclopedia listing of all characters.

Day 1 fans are always just convinced they were going to like it regardless and the late mainstream (probably tugged into watching by Day 1 fans or viral content) are more critical of work. I was a day 1 "wow that was only good in one or two ways" citation but I'm an anomaly demographic

they hurt me by not being real, Actually

Adult me on the other hand thinks Psychic Force Puzzle Bobble is the coolest thing ever

if they wouldn't, people would be having kids, that's true. it's pretty regular for humans to want to have kids when they're comfortable and have their needs met. the entire planet, on average, *isn't getting that.*

two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a car with the words adult swim on the bottom right corner ALT: two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in front of a car with the words adult swim on the bottom right corner

hit em with this one next time

kids aren't a problem, they're a scapegoat. the world's undergoing a population crisis where birthrates are declining deeply enough to create a huge senior living crisis 30 years from now where 70% of most populations will be retirement age, and it's because everyone's too scared to have 'em

don't forget it got re-pitched multiple times as shows i can't remember the entirety of. Heroman is sorta similar, Stan Lee advertised it, and Bones did all the legwork of it being an actual show and story

at my first job at a call center years ago, everyone was eloquent and well-spoken and when i'd comment, they'd say "i was afraid of using the phone at all before this job but after about 20 you get over yourself fast"

"if I never want to fuck then I never want to flirt and that spares me so many potential negative feelings I dont want" is the most common autism-aligned reasoning I've seen personally

whatever part of the brain it is where those decisions form, I feel like it's within the same neighborhood as where the decision to be a picky eater due to risk aversion is located. safety over new experiences, groupthink-driven avoidance and "overrating", etc, if not purely bad personal experiences

you know..... lobby rats.