Ferb

Flintstones sex shop selling a bottle of yabbadabbadoobricant that's just a foot tall prehistoric bird that you bash on the head so it yarps out a blap of grease

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

@okaliz.bsky.social

[arriving in a time machine] is this before or after mister richard "lowtax" kyanka begins the chain of events which will trigger the first thermonuclear exchange since wwii by banning hentai on his bulliten board

Fuck.. just in time…

Simpsons gritty live action reboot, just called HOMER. John Goodman plays a sad homer thats diabetic so he cant eat donuts or drink beer. It gets a 14% on rotten tomatoes and two weeks of manufactured culture war because Marge has blue hair, but in a liberal sort of way (???)

Evie and Ferb walking together, holding hands, sharing one of those moments that feels casual… and yet charged with something unspoken, something that may be cooking, enjoying something that is not defined yet.

Traditional. Color markers and colored pencils.
For @ferbkb.bsky.social at ANW

A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.' User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

I don't want to end this year on bad terms with anyone. Apologize to me @poeticboredom

tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Goatse is illeagal

Is this still ok to post?

*STATICALLY LINKS UR LIBRARIES MAKING U BIG AND ROUND*

started playing cyberpunk 2077 and it's still got some bugs after like five years, but i kinda get it because the open world is so bewilderingly expansive and sophisticated with tons of crazy ideas crammed in there. ea sports has spent decades screwing up a flat rectangle with 22 guys and a ball

I’ve added a newspaper paywall to the Old Man Yells At Cloud Grandpa Simpson meme. I know it doesn’t make sense for print media.

paywall

comparison between apple's finder icon and mine. apple's is the split blue and white smiley face, mine is two blue and white anime girls making out

comparison between discord's icon and mine. mine is like a screaming cat on a blue/purple slimy background

comparison between celsys's clip studio paint icon and mine. mine is similar but rotated with some comic styling and pink and blue highlights

comparison between mozilla's firefox icon and mine. mine is similar but looks closer to the old firefox icon and brings back the little arm and gives the fox a cute little smiley face

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far

i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

anton chigurrh: if your own petard hoisted you like this, of what use was the petard?

i’ve been laughing at my own joke for 6 minutes so far

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

(Gabe, offscreen VOing at the Game Awards)

"Here it is the price of the Steam Machine."

(crowd cheers)

"AND, it will be launching with Half Life 3."

(crowd cheers even louder)

"But that's not all..."

(curtains open up to reveal a very round Gabe)

"I'm fat again."

(crowd goes absolutely nuts)

picture of dick cheney and it has a morrowind text window saying "with this character's death, the thread of prophecy is restored. The weave of fate is stronger than ever, you've no need to persist in the doomed world they have created."

inspired by @dialacina.com

Jeffo updated the attachments system and someone uploaded 45Tb of the goatman straight to the DB and flatlined everything. It’s the way we would have all wanted to go.

it's the Groverhaus from the Groverhaus meme

Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

THE MEME IS REAL

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

Kyle Kulinski on Twitter posts an illustrated image, where Laura Loomer tells Hasan Piker "WE'RE DEPORTING YOU BACK TO TURKEY." In the drawing, Hasan Piker replies: "I was born in New Jersey." Laura Loomer replies to Kyle: "The left has no sense of humor."

On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]" I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."

not true