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๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ MD in ๐Ÿ“Los Angeles. Reformed Texan. I tried being professional on twitter, here Iโ€™d rather have fun ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป

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This 100%. I prefer cans and I only buy it in 12 packs because the larger packs taste different. My husband thinks Iโ€™m insane but I swear I can taste the difference. And donโ€™t even get me started on bottles - almost a completely different flavor/feel.

14.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really used to be a society

13.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Underrated post. This shouldโ€™ve broken the internet by now

12.02.2026 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s also the definition I would have assumed. Youโ€™re not alone in your oldness! (And yes Iโ€™ll be petitioning the Spelling Bee to include that word)

12.02.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

08.02.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok. So now we need to be told the name of the staffer and what time this morning they were fired. No other answer is acceptable (except we all know itโ€™s BS and Trump himself posted this racist garbage)

06.02.2026 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 whole days?!? Seems totally reasonable for a full investigation to clear their names after we all watched them execute a man in the street

28.01.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The first 50 were ok but it definitely gotโ€ฆexcessive

20.12.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not until you apologize! (You know what you did)

20.12.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a pixelated image of a little girl in a red jacket looking up ALT: a pixelated image of a little girl in a red jacket looking up

Love it when a plan comes together

20.12.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally looks like sheโ€™s got glitter cold sores ๐Ÿซข

19.12.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a genuine mystery to me why people like it. You have to have SO much stuff and itโ€™s SO much work and the only part thatโ€™s fun is the being outside and hanging out w friends. Iโ€™m team cabin or hotel while everyone else sleeps outside on the ground ๐Ÿ˜‚

18.12.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jenny Lewis hits hard

10.12.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldnโ€™t be so sure. Like many high school gay guys, my first girlfriend was in Canada ๐Ÿ˜‚

04.12.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never heard of her

04.12.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m always interested in what heโ€™s doing. And Iโ€™ll admit I was a bit worried that heโ€™d languish in his Knives Out IP project but each film has been delightful. So unique and artfully crafted. Each one is so different from the others while managing to maintain the fun and confusion we expect.

29.11.2025 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm. Is Geoff aware of this development?

27.11.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hoping for a speedy recovery!

16.11.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow. There must be a really bad strain in LA. I have a good friend whoโ€™s had it for almost 3 months despite several courses of treatment ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

16.11.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dr Who/Bond crossover event

11.11.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly this is what I saw as well. But still feels good to have our work recognized by others ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.11.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My guess is that the majority wonโ€™t but some will? Could just be my instinct of my eyes glazing over at the mere mention of sports ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

23.10.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why does everyone keep calling it โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom?โ€ Please stop repeating โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ because it is not called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroom!โ€ Donโ€™t tell the news that itโ€™s called โ€œThe Epstein Ballroomโ€ and please donโ€™t repost this!!!!!

22.10.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22562    ๐Ÿ” 9962    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 775    ๐Ÿ“Œ 712

Haha. I literally use this every day in my clinic

12.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Sims costume from Twinless (I just watched it again tonight)

08.10.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You CANNOT call yourself
"pro science" if you support vaccines yet believe and support falsehoods about "chemicals," food ingredients, pesticides/farming, and biotech.

That's cherry-picking.

Itโ€™s exactly the same tactic that people you demonize do when it comes to being anti-vaccine.

1/๏ฟผ

07.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 182    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It starts out fun til youโ€™ve been lasting for an hour ๐Ÿ˜ฉ - diminishing satisfaction with subsequent pews ๐Ÿคฃ

30.09.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obama on Trump's 'continuously disproved' Tylenol claims:

"The degree to which that can do harm to women who are pregnant, the degree to which that creates anxiety for parents who do have children who are autistic, which, by the way, itself is subject to a spectrum โ€ฆ is violence against the truth."

26.09.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 768    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

And you better believe some of us clocked your Rocky Horror hot dog quote earlier this week ๐Ÿ˜œ

26.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

26.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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