Guy McMisterman

Paging the NYT

I should clarify: I am not your Guy, I am a different Guy

Hell yeah, I received the same for a comedian that used to live in my apt a few years ago. Hit them up on IG, mailed it to them (they had moved to LA), turns out they live across the street from the SAG office so they could have just walked it over there.

I think Werner Herzog should make a film about being single again and having to make curtain choices on your own. Copper velvet or cheap orange heather? We take a peak into the glorious and wretched heart of humanity inside Target.

My mind and body are tapioca but my resolve to counter the failings of late stage capitalism is resolutely steadfast

I just moved my Hammond organ into my new residence for the 7th time. For 6 years it lived in my apt kitchen (the only place it would fit). Sign me up!!

Patel wearing an FBI patch on his coat like a Sophomore wears a letterman jacket.

Why continue the Blazers curse by having key players get injured when you could have a corruption scandal instead?

More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days. The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...

BREAKING from PP

We found immigration agents have held more than 170 *citizens*

The govt doesn't track citizens held. So we did. We tallied:

Nearly 20 kids, two w/ cancer

More than 20 citizens held for day or more, incommunicado

www.propublica.org/article/immi...

by @nicolefoy.bsky.social

Aren’t we all 🥲

No, something else is better. I know, it’s very complicated.

But if the “In ThIs HoUsE” lawn signs don’t help, we’re screwed!!(?)

The best counter to this I’ve heard is that they engender a sense of accomplishment wherein it ends up placating people into taking no further action.

That being said, I’m not sure where I fall, and I’m not telling my lib/dem friends not to go, but it’s worth considering.

No arrests for Brassless
Chaps that I’m aware of

You haven’t lived until you’ve said to yourself “I should probably close my eyes” while pouring the last remnants of spicy cheez-its straight out of the box down your maw

on top of everything else, look how these masked guys approach this car with weapons drawn, then stand guard as if this some sort of terrorist operation. The cos-play is putting people at serious risk.

They have fired the staff of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report and 70 Epidemic Intelligence Service officers, who are disease detectives that respond to outbreaks around the world.

I cannot emphasize enough how dangerous it is to dismantle our disease surveillance infrastructure.

The history books having to explain cartoon frog = fascist, inflatable frog = anti-fascist…

Hey look, it’s OPB doing their part to help manufacture consent to escalate

However not happy to know Dicky “Brain Worm Alternate” Barrett is probably defiantly gurgling into a microphone about it somewhere

State repression aside, I think we should take solace in the fact that they’re so nervous and fragile they had to go after the 2nd wettest unfunny noodle named Jimmy on television.

Rob’s cracked wheat

Bob’s Perineum Bread, always a late summer fave

I don’t need a personalized trauma plan, I read the news every day

It’s disappointing to have to click through that many times to find the context and for the context to also be disappointing

Unrelated, Harney County voted 78% Trump in 2024

Remember when he ran cover for and subsequently lied about his town’s racist cops scandal before his first run for president? It’s me, I’m Pepperidge Farm

Portlanders are so desperate to get in a line they’ll single file outside the bathroom corral waiting for someone to give them permission to enter one of the half-are-empty honeybuckets at a music festival

PS Topaz Farms is owned by a former cop and his wife who had zero farming experience before leveraging their wealth to purchase that land. ThE mOrE yOu KnOwww

The way people rallied behind the almost exclusively white landowning agrotourism class for immediate action by the governor but can’t be bothered to lift a finger for the brown folks who actually bring food to your table from producing farms being snatched up by the gestapo is peak Oregon