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Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big. he/him

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I should call her

08.02.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also just to be sure let's have Streeting fired into the sun

08.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morgan McSweeney out, I can't believe Labour got me a birthday present!

Now let's see Starmer's resignation.

08.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just Cara Delevingne

06.02.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I loved the shift in art style, especially in how they made the various demons look closer to their original designs

06.02.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eCoNoMiC aNxIeTiEs

06.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they somehow forget that Epstein was in jail when he died?

06.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't read them on my first playthrough, I sure as hell ain't reading them on my second

06.02.2026 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doom Eternal: do you want to read this codex page

Buddy I don't even want to read the popup telling me I have a new codex page

06.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've really enjoyed all 3 games tbh but 2016 definitely has the best approach to story of the lot

06.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only lore I need to know is:

1) rip
2) tear
3) you must have huge guts

06.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dark Ages goes even harder on the lore than Eternal. Someone at iD really thinks people care about this!

06.02.2026 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Replaying Doom Eternal

Game: here is some lore
Me: hahah. no

06.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't imagine it would cost Hasbro much to include cel shaded window stickers with every TF that has windows, but IMO it would increase the value of them massively

As you show here

06.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

somebody’s sweet plums are crowding my icebox

somebody’s cold plums are giving me chills

05.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1210    πŸ” 217    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 11

I think it looks like Resident Evil 6 v2

05.02.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you Fallout 4 but thought the textures were not shit enough? Well do I have just the thing for you!

05.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nintendo Partner Direct be like "here's some games you already own but now they look and run worse"

05.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent a Resident Evil Requiem that looks good

05.02.2026 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Polanski is a pleasure to interview because he will answer any question about anyone. Wes Streeting? β€œWes is attacking me every day on social media because I’m another gay man in politics who is not willing to throw the trans community under the bus and that exposes his abject immorality. He must know what it’s like to be othered but he’s more bothered about power than protecting the other. It’s disgraceful.”

Polanski is a pleasure to interview because he will answer any question about anyone. Wes Streeting? β€œWes is attacking me every day on social media because I’m another gay man in politics who is not willing to throw the trans community under the bus and that exposes his abject immorality. He must know what it’s like to be othered but he’s more bothered about power than protecting the other. It’s disgraceful.”

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

05.02.2026 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1841    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 17

I drop a duchy most days tbh

(But to answer seriously, yeah, it's been on my steam wishlist for a while, will get it at some point)

05.02.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah Graham, I totally see how you're The Woman Defender here, great job

05.02.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished a run last night with a unit that had hundreds of points of armour and was doing about 400 damage per attack, with multistrike. The boss didn't stand a chance.

05.02.2026 10:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Key art for the Monster Train 2 DLC, Destiny of the Railforged. I can literally only remember the name of it because it's on the screen in front of me right now. I'll think it's called Legacy of the Railmen or something as soon as it's out of my vision.

Key art for the Monster Train 2 DLC, Destiny of the Railforged. I can literally only remember the name of it because it's on the screen in front of me right now. I'll think it's called Legacy of the Railmen or something as soon as it's out of my vision.

Me trying the new Monster Train 2 clan for the first time: this fucking sucks. what the fuck

Me getting the hang of the new Monster Train 2 clan: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game

05.02.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Lasercat SD Bruticus in combined form. He's cute!

Lasercat SD Bruticus in combined form. He's cute!

Ohhhh yeaahhhh that's the stuff. I really like this guy. If they do a Defensor that'll be a sure buy for me.

Call that Defensure.

04.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A resin lamp of a chibi Maelle riding a chibi Esquie. It's really nicely painted.

A resin lamp of a chibi Maelle riding a chibi Esquie. It's really nicely painted.

Taking a brief break from Bruticus posting: I got this Expedition 33 resin lamp and it is RAD AS HELL.

04.02.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
SD Bruticus set in individual vehicle modes

SD Bruticus set in individual vehicle modes

Not the best pic because a wild Yager (cat) was trying to "help" me with them, but I love these chibi alt modes, especially how dumpy Vortex and Blast-Off are

04.02.2026 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Brawl in vehicle mode, except that his face is sticking out the front

Brawl in vehicle mode, except that his face is sticking out the front

herd u were talkin shit

04.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Mini Onslaught holding a cat's paw, which is presumably a remote control unit

Mini Onslaught holding a cat's paw, which is presumably a remote control unit

I assume this is a remote control for the light up parts. Whatever it is, it's cute as hell.

04.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Part of the box invites me to "choose your kiddy"

No sir, I don't think I shall

Part of the box invites me to "choose your kiddy" No sir, I don't think I shall

Except....ermmm....computer, enhance

04.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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