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Folks loooooooooooove them some Neal shit

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huh

@mattjohnson.bsky.social Albus Dumbledore?!

had too strong of a gummy tonight and couldn't remember the word for "grease" so I told my wife that we can't recycle those cardboard boxes because they were full of "pizza blood"

I’m not sure “it’s because of slavery” is gracious but sure lol

Shealagh is gracious, patient, and endlessly kind so it's not about me in the slightest but good god the fucking audacity of this little garden gnome

Definitely. And I meant, it's now a daily thing where a new atrocity happens and 'deciding whether to prepare to go to jail' is now in the list of things to do with what to have for dinner and when to do laundry.

a man with a mustache is making a silly face Alt: a man with a mustache is making a silly face

Oh I got you, all good. Literally the same w/ beers btw

Like are you just being a dick or what?

What

Like, I don't think *THEY* realize how angry folks are.

That Callaway golf hat fella is a great example. Folks are DONE.

You're doing this to BABIES

Also, I did not order beer, and I ordered three of the same cocktail. I can't express how weird and unusual this is for me.

It was *so* good

i've decided not to listen to the audio of a teacher reporting a kindergartender because frankly I don't want to become the person that that event would turn me into. but one thing I hope we are collectively coming to grips with is what it meant that we have lived among such people this whole time

It's crazy how a lot of thought processes/avenues are related to "so how do I feel about going to jail today?"

A bathroom wall with the words "Cash Rules Everything Around Me" spelled out in cold in toilet paper rolls". Above and below are Wu Tang branded records

The cover of a book. All blsck with a cocktail glass in the middle with and orange liquid in it. It says "Matthew Gomez" on the bottom

A picture of a man sitting in the booth of a bar sipping something delicious

Ended up at a newish bar with an owner who really loves Wu Tang and apparently wrote a book of Wu Tang inspired cocktails?!? So fucking cool

And my mentions got COOKED when I literally said Stancil is a wet noodle

Rules have never stopped any of those nations from drinking I'd say

As somebody who is working his way through Tears of the Kingdom for the first time, these visits are very much "jfc mute that real quick" territory. Especially the 3 and 4 * armor upgrades man

A slice of pizza, a glass of beer

Hit it out of the park with @shealagh.bsky.social

Has anyone offered an explanation as to why the sport with skis, back 40 bush skiing, and rifles have almost ZERO Americans, Canadians, and Russians?

It's fuckin disgusting is what it is

HANG ON THE GOLD MEDAL HOCKEY GAME IS AT 5:10 FUCKING AM PACIFIC?!

Bro was posing for photos by a photographer from The Verge and didn’t think they were doing a profile on him LOL

My crossed feet. Jeans and my air force 1s are all white with red swoosh

Crispy white and reds for beer and pizza

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Goddammit Slovakia

alysa liu is gonna be president by next week if current patterns hold