@mattjohnson.bsky.social
Husband, teacher, reader. Fan of kindness, inclusion, Seattle sports, Albus Dumbledore, and Martin Crane.
He’s a fantastic character. My HP fandom has struggled separating myself from JKR. She’s a piece of shit, but I adore the world she created.
21.02.2026 05:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dammit now I’m mad again that I haven’t had poutine yet up here.
21.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No. Cheers buddy. Love you.
21.02.2026 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh god thank you for asking. I had no clue.
21.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One beer, one pizza, one ER visit.
21.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah
21.02.2026 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You should’ve been up here in the bookstore in Victoria, BC this afternoon. A few handsome fellas were present.
21.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t know what I’m doing. Just meme-ing. Your football awareness, knowledge, and vibes are a million times greater (but I’d still be happy to be an editor when you hit it big).
21.02.2026 03:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll accept $199,999 for the same deal
21.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Totally checks
21.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Which one is Riq?
21.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s right
21.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Canadian cooking shows be like, “that beaver bothered us all summer, but we shot it and now we’re chomping down on that beaver.”
21.02.2026 03:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Twenty years ago I would have said yes.
21.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh it’s real and it’s not spectacular.
21.02.2026 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lmao I’m on break😂
21.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kirk’s grilled meats
21.02.2026 02:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Apologies. However he is our coach now, and if our OL can get better, I’m all for it.
21.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Need me to bring you some clotted cream back from the northern hinterlands for those bad boys?
21.02.2026 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He’s gonna be this year’s Logan Evans I do believe. He looked great two seasons ago.
20.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A solid 5 on the Kinsey Scale and his inability to address it (because of the woke, or lack thereof) isn't an insignificant part of his problem.
20.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1981 🔁 232 💬 111 📌 11Castellanos is on the Padres now? This game should’ve started during the press conference.
20.02.2026 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, to summarize, the president‘s speech was:
1.) fuck you, we’re doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, I’m gay
Check the tape, sir. I posted before you.
20.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go back to andor posting squirrel/goose
20.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So sorry. John will pretend to be helpful, and then the puns hit like Cal Raleigh dingers.
20.02.2026 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was helpful bsky.app/profile/matt...
20.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(it’s spring training; doesn’t count)
20.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
