Heโs a fantastic character. My HP fandom has struggled separating myself from JKR. Sheโs a piece of shit, but I adore the world she created.
21.02.2026 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@mattjohnson.bsky.social
Husband, teacher, reader. Fan of kindness, inclusion, Seattle sports, Albus Dumbledore, and Martin Crane.
Heโs a fantastic character. My HP fandom has struggled separating myself from JKR. Sheโs a piece of shit, but I adore the world she created.
21.02.2026 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Dammit now Iโm mad again that I havenโt had poutine yet up here.
21.02.2026 05:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0No. Cheers buddy. Love you.
21.02.2026 04:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh god thank you for asking. I had no clue.
21.02.2026 04:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0One beer, one pizza, one ER visit.
21.02.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Hell yeah
21.02.2026 03:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You shouldโve been up here in the bookstore in Victoria, BC this afternoon. A few handsome fellas were present.
21.02.2026 03:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I donโt know what Iโm doing. Just meme-ing. Your football awareness, knowledge, and vibes are a million times greater (but Iโd still be happy to be an editor when you hit it big).
21.02.2026 03:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Iโll accept $199,999 for the same deal
21.02.2026 03:43 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Totally checks
21.02.2026 03:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Which one is Riq?
21.02.2026 03:39 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Thatโs right
21.02.2026 03:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Canadian cooking shows be like, โthat beaver bothered us all summer, but we shot it and now weโre chomping down on that beaver.โ
21.02.2026 03:00 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Twenty years ago I would have said yes.
21.02.2026 02:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Oh itโs real and itโs not spectacular.
21.02.2026 02:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lmao Iโm on break๐
21.02.2026 02:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kirkโs grilled meats
21.02.2026 02:47 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Apologies. However he is our coach now, and if our OL can get better, Iโm all for it.
21.02.2026 02:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Need me to bring you some clotted cream back from the northern hinterlands for those bad boys?
21.02.2026 02:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heโs gonna be this yearโs Logan Evans I do believe. He looked great two seasons ago.
20.02.2026 20:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A solid 5 on the Kinsey Scale and his inability to address it (because of the woke, or lack thereof) isn't an insignificant part of his problem.
20.02.2026 19:26 โ ๐ 1981 ๐ 232 ๐ฌ 111 ๐ 11Castellanos is on the Padres now? This game shouldโve started during the press conference.
20.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So, to summarize, the presidentโs speech was:
1.) fuck you, weโre doing tariffs anyway
2.) by the way, Iโm gay
Check the tape, sir. I posted before you.
20.02.2026 20:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Go back to andor posting squirrel/goose
20.02.2026 20:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0So sorry. John will pretend to be helpful, and then the puns hit like Cal Raleigh dingers.
20.02.2026 20:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was helpful bsky.app/profile/matt...
20.02.2026 20:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0(itโs spring training; doesnโt count)
20.02.2026 20:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1