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Inventing Antifa In 2005, the Uzbek government invented a group called “Akromiya” to justify massacring protesters. Now I worry the US government will do the same.

In 2005, I wrote an article called "Inventing Akromiya" about how the government of Uzbekistan made up a group called Akromiya to justify a massacre of civilian protesters.

Twenty years later, the US is more like Uzbekistan, and I wrote "Inventing Antifa": sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/inventing-...

"...but, also, please do call my office in D.C. My secretary, Beatrice (we call her Bee for short, she hates it, but we get touchy-feely w her anyway), ..anywho, Bee will help connect you with my colleagues in the House looking for junior talent."

Well, yeah, guess... Good point.

Also, fck this guy in the face.

"Are you Haitian?"

"Doesn't matter."

"Yes, it does."

They are not trained government professionals. Exhibit #9153

They left off, 'national treasure'.

Seems reasonable to believe that Eric's singular reason for existing is to be a bold-faced mark to be perpetually trolled for the greater good.

He is surprised to be able to say that out loud. "..and ya know!?? That uh..mm.gavin..founder..co-founder of the um proud boys...Yeah! Close personal fckin friend! Woha! That felt good! Get me another, Jerry! Yooow!!"

It's really fcking w me: are we elder abusing him, or is he elder abusing us?

The Measles are gunna kill!

Wait. Which Is it a "participation trophy," or a humble recognition of monumental contributions to the furtherance of mankind? I got lost...

Yes! Just said this elsewhere as well.

Trump not gunna likey. The media should pinch on this and run it nonstop for several cycles for the sport of it. Alas...

Dr. Oz unlearned how to tie a tie, just to make Trump feel like he's been doing it right all along. What a fcking loser.

THE PIECE OF SHYT HUMAN

But since you shouted it - in a gruff authoritative Jersey accent - to an uncritical, unserious, 'news' outlet who broadcasts to an uncritical, incurious polity, it's just non-dispositive fact...as RFK Jr might growl.

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NJ's non-violent crime crisis has the state level on and trending toward decade lows:

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NJ's education crisis has them ranked #1 or #2 in the nation:

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...none of which is dispositive, of course. We're, like, just sayin'.

"[thirty seven lies] and none of what I just lied about is dispositive, but since you don't know what dispositive means, just believe me." [Scratches chest as heroin twitch kicks in]

Or else, what -- you literal penis head?

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two young men are standing next to each other in a dark room . Alt: What Mike Johnson sees when someone tells him Taylor Swift's fiancé has checked into the game: a pair of little buns being seductively flexed beneath a pair of glistening tight pants.

He also has strong opinions about tight ends and the translucent spandex pants they wear.

1000% right. He has always been the dumb fck madman smoke screen behind whom all the nefarious fckrs -- Jesus freaks, infant-minded selfish prick libertarian policy psychos, corporate and financial sector opportunists, meat-headed grifters, and outright criminals -- have eagerly danced.

Increased vandalism coming to a university near you.

Fckin Fallujah, man. Be careful.

If you were a Central American cartel leader, why wouldn't you be back channeling with the White House - say through Jared, or Jrs dealer - to provide intel on your rivals shipping routes in exchange for a blind eye? Huge benefit for you, and the WH gets to "look hard" and test limits of authority..

If even remotely true, I hope someone is anticipating their next tactic for inhibiting release, and planning accordingly.

Not intending to diminish the broader point. But the punctuation really could have come after "decency."

American flag bandana face covering. They are not government trained professionals: exhibit #8006