kristin

Coffee shops just aren’t selling soups of the day like they used to. because of woke

Ok, extremely eager attempted child star explains the prose

In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

This wouldn’t pass muster on AO3

“I just had to ask: If there’s no worm, does the early bird go hungry? Meanwhile, across town, Samantha was dealing with a different sort of worm of her own.”

Pete Hegseth is the kind of guy you used to send on a Crusade so he’d stop bothering you and die from incompetence

YouTube video by Sub Pop Low - Stay (Rihanna cover)

One of the best covers ever

Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win

Unbelievably huge losers and pussies who saved Trump from a shutdown that he was being squarely blamed for by everybody, and was almost certainly going to crack.

“spell ‘pharaoh’” and he shrinkydinks pennywise-style

he wouldn’t last 5 minutes with her

Grassroots campaign to get it streaming on a service I actually have already🙏🫡

I resent having iced coffee forced on me like caffeinated water board torture

I know I live in “shorts in the snow” country but Dunkin currently has no hot drinks in their holiday specials and I feel like I’m losing it

The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

learning ✍️

introduced my coworkers to the perpetual stew guy and they were disgusted 💕

God yes. This issue spins out in so many directions. Gender reveals, overblown wedding and bridal party “traditions,” elf on the shelf. I remember reading something about st Patrick’s leprechaun traps!? It’s like every week is spirit week for no reason, and obviously no one’s ever prepared.

Time to crush the whole operation there is no going back

but watch out!

work secret Santa announcements just went out and you guessed it I got the one person on the team I’ve never even officially met (and she’s management)

We live in the most evil country in the world.

sounds like the mulberry tree is trying to claw its way into my home

I’m sorry but you really shouldn’t be allowed to use a purple label on raisin-less bolos levedos

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES