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The milk! We get it! This isn’t fucking The Boys! #Frankenstein

Chris Coons senate website.

Cory Booker’s senate website.

Dave McCormick’s senate website.

John Fetterman’s senate website, the only one of the four with a message that his offices are closed and should only be contacted on an emergency basis.

Not the greatest of his sins but John Fetterman using the shutdown as an excuse to not answer the phones (and he was already one of the hardest to contact) is yet another reason why he remains one of the worst senators.

Came here to yell about the same think. Come on now!

Like the cuter version of a xenomorph

For a multitude of reasons, we all know that’s not true, but mostly for that corny AF Mets/Yankees hat he wore.

A picture of Taylor Swift (5’-10”) and Sabrina Carpenter (IDK like 4’-9”? That girl is short AF)

When you play with your Polly Pocket and Barbie at the same time.

F and M trains will swap routes between Manhattan and Queens starting in December 2025 We're making this change to improve reliability. Here's what you need to know about how your trip may change. New York City Transit

I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

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Just a casual reminder that he never has and never will care about the American people.

On the subway and this guy takes out a Glade can, starts spraying, looks over at me and goes, “it’s Apple Cinnamon.”

Go off, seasonal king.

The grim reaper is playing a claw machine with the text: Dick Cheney? Not what I was aiming for, but I’ll take it

Getting closer!!

I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re a Campbell’s soup and childhood trauma?!

When my sister was in junior high, she went to a friends house for dinner and came back crying because they had Steak-umm, and we had never had it.
My mom said, “fine, I’ll make Steak-umm.”
It was the most disappointing Tuesday night dinner I can ever remember.

Every time I open NYT, I feel like the little moment it takes to load is the app saying, “hey, you sure you want to do that? It’s real bad in here.”

TRON: ARES depicts the ultimate nightmare: Jared Leto emerging from a screen into the real world.

Phantasm is the greatest 80’s horror franchise

Is this because I don’t eat carbs?

Please enjoy my X-men head canon:

Back when videos were rented, Jean always wanted Death Becomes Her, and Scott picked Sleepless in Seattle.

two panels of a Nancy comic by Ernie Bushmiller. Nancy sees a NOTICE board and then blacks out the T with a pencil so the board reads NO ICE. Nancy smiles.

based nancy

A cappella groups give me hives

On Krakoa they had a Xanax tree.

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO WIN A RIGHTEOUS BATTLE.

Put one in a little sweater.

Saw a 30 something with a massive straightedge tattoo and I do appreciate the dedication to the bit.

I love you my perfect weirdo

I, for one, cannot wait to get my hands on a copy of Gail Simone’s Sim Ants.

Mike and Ike is the worst halloween candy ever created.

Love that my Connections fuck ups were this unique

Ouch