Twilight Drive

GIVE ME GHOULIES OR GIVE ME DEATH

This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack

I’m only accepting compliments in 2025 so if you’ve got a negative comment you can shove it up your ass 🥰

Genius camping idea: stay home.

It has to change. It needs to be scary again. Mysterious. Unsettling. Sarcastic. Warm. Afraid of the dark, but still venturing into it.

I’m surprised they haven’t started charging digital maintenance fees for games you store on your console.

When you get both your COVID and flu vaccine but still go to work the next day

Last night I read how the Nazis framed a mentally challenged man for burning down the Reichstag—then executed him. Makes you wonder what challenges Trump’s would be ‘assassin’ faced. Oh, right, we’ll never know since he was executed.

in honor of spooky season i now will be ghosting everyone

Reading THE RISE AND FALL OF THE THIRD REICH to take my mind off the Trump administration

Constitution? Has that ever stopped him?

Why does watching SUPERMAN feel like a chore

There should be a WebMD for pastimes where you type in your new hobby and it tells you if it's a legitimate interest or if you're just hyperfixating.

“This has been a terrible year.”—me, every year

If the National Guard is really in D.C. to protect federal
property, they should probably have been at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. two days ago

Halloween. The first one. THE GOOD ONE.

Has Trump asked for the eldest daughters of each American family yet?

when you stare into the abyss the abyss gets bashful

I’m at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.

Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry

Pigeons on my garage roof sound like falling rain but with more shit

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

What, no Buddha statues to destroy?

The upside to everything being terrible is that my socks are lasting a lot longer since I quit sliding around on the wood floor with joy.

The amount of artists getting cutesy with AI is making me sick. “Oh, I know it’s an existential threat to what I do and it only benefits the rich but look! I made a funny Pokémon movie!’ Get fucked.

a close up of a cartoon character with a red hat Alt: a gif of Carmen Sandiego jumping off a cliff and escaping with some wings that extend from under her jacket, kinda like what batman would have

It's pretty obvious who robbed the Louvre

When did CBC Radio become so fucking unlistenable?

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

It checks all the boxes