Lexi & The Beast

a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of stairs . Alt: a little girl in a white dress is standing in front of stairs. she pretends to faint in dramatic fashion.

OH NO! A blizzard! I'll just have to cancel all my plans, stay, inside, and sew all day.

Noooooooooooooooooooo....

Oh, wow! This is gorgeous!

Is it me?! Am I the messy one?! 😬

It is so good! Not historically accurate, but hilarious and loosely based on the story of Peter and Catherine “The Great”.

a man with a medal around his neck is wearing a wig and a costume from the great ALT: a man with a medal around his neck is wearing a wig and a costume from the great

Oh! Have you ever seen the show, The Great?!

It’s him!!! 👇

anyway the next time you’re in the bath & you’re looking at your fat belly & fat thighs, just remember that beauty standards are created to oppress, the world was run by secret pedophiles, women are SUPPOSED to have a bit of junk in the trunk & tell yourself you are BEAUTIFUL HONEY

because you are

Must have been one hell of a selfie! 😉

Sounds like retaliation to me.

Your issue is probably NOT the tension dial.

Oh! Then try rethreading the top and if the issue persists then change your needle.

My sewing teacher used to tell me to change my needle every 6-10 hours of sewing or when I start a new project. Definitely helped.

Smaller needles for more delicate fabrics. Larger needles for tougher stuff.

The fact that they only gave you 5 minutes at didn't even deliberate on some of these requests is... something.

Oh, and sometimes having tension issues is a sign that the needle needs to be changed. Or it's the wrong size for your project.

You're right. If the issue is on the bottom, rethread the top thread to fix it. If the issue is on the top, check the bobbin.

Did you rethread between pic 2 & 3? Definitely looks like you fixed it.

The patriarch is slinging wisdom and coats. Let him cook.

😂

Cute ankle socks, as always.

Okay, I actually like both of these. Sans fire extinguisher.

If just ONE BRANCH would do it's job... JUST ONE.

These hurt my brain. ;)

Something you can do today is to write your congress people and let them know that allowing the President to begin a war without the authorization of congress is a dereliction of their duties. Article 1 Section 8. Send them the link. 🙃 Let them know you're watching.

www.senate.gov/about/origin...

Right?! Even if they have nothing, they'll come up with something. Just get Elmo to put his 3rd-rate ai machine on it.

The "declassification" (or fabrication) of documents showing we have proof of extraterrestrial life is one of the only things that could make our current timeline more bizarre. I'd bet on it.

Check out my internet friend's beautiful jumpsuit!!!

HELL YEAH! This is great!!!! You look fantastic! Is that a linen blend?! This looks so well done and so comfortable!!! Hello, beautiful jumpsuit girl! 💅👸🧵

These are SHOWROOMS?! oh boy.

Congrats! 👟🎉

What in the world?!

YouTube video by The Outhere Brothers - Topic Boom Boom Boom

Introduced my kid to this retro gem earlier today.

BoomBoomBoom
NowLetMeHearYouSayWayOh
WAY-OHHH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6qM...

That stil sucks. I hope it's short lived.

You guys, even the host of my favorite Asian pop-culture podcast is talking about the files. This is supposed to be my ESCAPE from American drama, girlie pop!