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what really you can't?? this is oppression, fake people from imaginary countries shouldn't be stopped from buying me games!

20.12.2025 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely will accept bribes so you better be able to back that up

20.12.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes sir adding them to my ten year backlog right away

20.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoa, vindication for my hot take that my English teachers in high school who graded us on how many annotations we were making in our books doing the opposite of helping people understand what and how to cite things.

I had two teachers expect at least three written annotations per page.

20.12.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there

17.12.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3844    πŸ” 773    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 16

two old men who are gay

04.11.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 482    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 6

The Internet was never perfect but it used to be usable, functional. I know how we got here and I want the old Internet back. I want forums back. I want personal sites. I want stuff not written by a machine. I just want shit to work again.

15.12.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2477    πŸ” 407    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 16

woah happy birthday!! v lovely art!

14.12.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

god I hate the french

12.12.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone in the audience looked so confused at the end lol, like wtf do you mean the big reveal was a free to play fantasy pvp with valorant combat

12.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

finally, a chocolate frog back bling in fortnite

12.12.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ironically I'm watching it hoping it will make me go to bed

12.12.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Doodle by me
very crinkly old leon kennedy using a walker saying β€œhang on, sweetheart”
he is 48 years old

Doodle by me very crinkly old leon kennedy using a walker saying β€œhang on, sweetheart” he is 48 years old

some people were unhappy with how old i drew re9 leon so here

11.12.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3920    πŸ” 928    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 9

leon AND hunnigan and it's two seperate campaigns, one horror and one action

oh no they've made RE6 again

12.12.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao no way it's the animators of Doraleous and Associates doing an ad for battlefield, and the animation hasn't changed in 15 years

12.12.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"hey guys miss piggy is gonna show up later! do you remember that sabrina carpenter viral moment?? well we're gonna do it too! please don't close the stream! please!"

12.12.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

audiosurf reference !

12.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the game adverts

12.12.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they already basically do this lol they just kept saying I should get a job and then dropped me

21.11.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Telegraph

Therapists to prescribe having a job' for depressed and anxious patients
Employment 'vital for health' says Streeting as campaign to tackle sick note culture is launched

The Telegraph Therapists to prescribe having a job' for depressed and anxious patients Employment 'vital for health' says Streeting as campaign to tackle sick note culture is launched

like prescribing a gun to suicidal people

20.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 673    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 91
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overhead hopepacitors to one oh five percent

21.11.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 143    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my only opinion on pharrell is that I really liked his adidas colab, the bomber jacket is gorgeous

19.11.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

personally I think it's good if the rich pay more, and I get taxed less for my biscuits and socks and just existing

06.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obviously it comes as no surprise that the new deputy Labour leader who ran as the 'challenger' to keir is literally no different, because there's no one else left in the party, but I find it amusing how they always lump income tax in with the two that aren't income based and hope we won't notice

06.11.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

08.10.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8897    πŸ” 2806    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 196

why am i being followed by a transphobic right-wing gainer, why is that a person that exists

06.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's incredible in this, I was 3 episodes in before I saw this and realised it was him

06.10.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when agent smith calls neo mister anderson in the matrix he is invoking a deadname to signify his power as the state but when smith calls neo mister anderson in the sequels its literally just a pet name for his soulmate that no one else uses. the wachowskis are so huge brained

06.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 760    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

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