Mark UwU

Work has got me so stressed I've now booked my third massage this month to help ease my tension. Hot stones here I come 😌

Where did this doctor even get his degree???

Whenever I see "all day breakfast" on a menu I go feral. I will absolutely have an omelette at 9 pm

List of fictional men that awakened something in me when I was younger.

2. Duff Killigan from Kim Possible.

Mental check-in....Meme only

I have been heavily considering getting a septum piercing, but will my seasonal allergies let me??

I am home and have indeed fucked around and popped a couple edibles

Might fuck around and pop an edible or two when I get home tonight

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Just had a customer angrily inform me she doesn't appreciate being sent AI written emails. Her proof it was written by AI? I used a semicolon in my email to her.

God forbid a man uses punctuation at work without the use of AI 🙄

Mimikyu
Ariados
Roserade
Kecleon

the yugioh card harpie lady sisters with googly eyes edited on it

Harpie Lady Sisters with googly eyes

The image is Hoss Delgado holding up one arm and exposing his armpit hair.

List of fictional men that awakened something in me when I was younger.

1. Hoss Delgado from the Grimm adventures of Billy and Mandy. Specifically the scene where he takes a huge whiff of his armpit.

Catch of the Day 💦

I miss tumblr because I can’t post things like “they’re having me humanely euthanized after this” without concerning a whole bunch of people

Every time I'm at a crosswalk I think to myself: this is it, this is where I get hit by truck-kun and isekai'd to become the next top hunter/mage/farmer/chef/healer/estate developer/villainess.

The education connection banger for next weeks drag race #dragrace

next week's lipsync song

the yugioh card promotion with googly eyes edited on it

Promotion with googly eyes

My friends: You need to get over him, it's been years.
Me: Sometimes I feel like he was the one that got away 😔
The man in question:

Pokémon bouncy balls (1998)

D&D Animated: My ONE Weakness!!! 🤣

#dnd #ttrpg #dnd5e

Shout out to the way I would name Spotify playlists in high school based off of the artists in the playlist:
"21 Chemical Paramores Fall Out at the Disco"
"We The Killer Gorillaz Sleeping with Halsey in Reverse on a Green Day"

The homosexual urge to bake bread but then have a meltdown when it comes out underproved and overbaked

I have secured the last matcha chocolate bun at my favorite bakery for the night, this Monday hasn't been all bad after all!