screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).
an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:
"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.
it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”
there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price
for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
applying for jobs again
05.05.2025 14:03 — 👍 20930 🔁 8149 💬 152 📌 193
Criminals go to fight for Russia and then return home to kill again
In a country with little provision for those suffering from PTSD caused by the horrors of the front, some traumatized veterans return to commit crimes.
Russian communities are facing a surge in crimes from both returning veterans and criminals using the war to get out of jail. But in Vladimir Putin’s new Russia, soldiers are the new heroes, and tough wartime censorship laws leave little room to criticize them.
04.05.2025 19:34 — 👍 3716 🔁 1140 💬 175 📌 88
Me doing research, interviews, gossiping: this is so much fun it can’t be a real job. Me writing, editing, getting things down: this job is torture
05.03.2025 05:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Am glad he’s normalising being a working parent … I think?
12.02.2025 08:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the world’s most anti-woke crusaders keeps bringing his toddler into work and honestly it’s very confusing
12.02.2025 08:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The Murdoch-owned Adelaide Advertiser is finally turning on its former hero Sanjeev Gupta, only a good half decade after the FT and others started shining a light on his shenanigans
10.02.2025 07:00 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
WSJ on “the dumbest trade war in history”: “Mr Trump can’t repeal the laws of economics any more than Joe Biden could on inflation.” www.theaustralian.com.au/business/the...
03.02.2025 12:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
These Bizarre Theories About the L.A. Wildfires Endanger Everyone
Societies that scapegoat foreign powers for domestic problems erode their ability to solve those problems.
"In the aftermath of disaster, healthy communities ask themselves, 'What did we do wrong?' Unhealthy ones ask, 'Who did this to us?' Nations that externalize their internal issues lose the ability to address them."
10.01.2025 20:54 — 👍 89 🔁 30 💬 2 📌 2
There are many brave, exceptional people in this world and I’m trying to hold their images and words in my mind to drown out the airtime devoted to the bullies and the bloviators
12.01.2025 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New
The coming battle between social media and the state
Behind the alignment of X and Meta with Trump is a cold business logic — and a position of weakness rather than strength
By me, in todays @financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/917c...
11.01.2025 06:18 — 👍 2693 🔁 1114 💬 7 📌 164
Any journalist working now has no choice in the matter and this is just rubbing that in!
06.01.2025 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Facts to make you feel old: Supreme by Robbie Williams bangs as hard as ever but is 25 years old this year
06.01.2025 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
These are some incredible sentences.
www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...
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Merry Christmas to me …
25.12.2024 09:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's interesting how pubs are making nearly as much as clubs out of poker machines while getting far less attention.
There's only one reason while some random suburban pub is open to 6am on a Tuesday... www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...
17.12.2024 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Reckon it’s most stark in the lounges. Almost everyone there is by definition a frequent flyer and it isn’t women doing those commutes
09.12.2024 00:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No more rules.
My @smh cartoon.
03.12.2024 21:40 — 👍 611 🔁 203 💬 24 📌 10
FT's US columnist/commentator. Author of several books including NYT best selling biography of Zbigniew Brzezinski (Simon & Schuster 2025). People lacking a sense of humour might get muted.
The real jbouie. Columnist for the New York Times Opinion section. Co-host of the Unclear and Present Danger podcast. b-boy-bouiebaisse on TikTok. jbouienyt on Twitch. National program director of the CHUM Group.
Send me your mutual aid requests.
Deputy editor at Foreign Policy, China nerd, gaming nerd, reads a lot
Public transit planning consultant and commentator. Author of the book “Human Transit” and the blog HumanTransit.org. The consulting firm is jarrettwalker.com. Also obsessed with literature and plants.
BBC China Correspondent based in Beijing. Previously ABC Australia China Correspondent.
Queensland correspondent at The Australian Financial Review covering state and federal politics and all things Queensland. Get in touch at james.hall@nine.com.au
https://www.afr.com/by/james-hall-gnx3rp
Journalist, co-host of Blocked and Reported, author of The Quick Fix and an upcoming book on youth gender medicine. Mostly just asking questions.
More info: JesseSingal.com
Writer, journalist, researcher, trade unionist
ABC federal political reporter
North America correspondent for the Sydney Morning Herald and The Age. Washington DC.
Journalist, podcaster, researcher and author "The Successor: The high-stakes life of Lachlan Murdoch" (Black Inc, 2022); "Making Lachlan Murdoch" (ABC Australian Story, 2024) and "Murdoch's Endgame" (ABC Background Briefing, 2024).
Energy and Climate Reporter at the Australian Financial Review — Author of Donald Horne (2023) — Get in touch: ryan.cropp@afr.com Signal: ryancropp.91
Canberra, South Coast, London.
Prof at Uni of Canberra.
Know the past, do the future better.
https://researchprofiles.canberra.edu.au/en/persons/chris-wallace
The FT’s team of reporters, statisticians, illustrators, cartographers, designers, and developers work with colleagues across our newsrooms, using graphics and data to find, investigate and explain stories.
https://www.ft.com/visual-and-data-journalism
Media correspondent at Capital Brief
The guy from The Tally Room. Psephologist analysing Australian elections, and hosting a podcast about elections in Australia and elsewhere.
Find me at https://www.tallyroom.com.au/
Australia’s leading domestic public policy think tank. Independent analysis on economic reform, budgets, education, health, climate & energy, disability.
Chief economist at Centre for Independent Studies