Zach Zajac

He's fucking Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife with the angels now

As a political satirist, I fear what’s happening to Colbert. Without comedy, how will I get paid in exposure?

I wonder if Edmonton is ready to admit that Stuart Skinner sucks

This sex cult isn’t that sexy

I’ve Got a Lot of Money Riding on This Peewee Soccer Game I know your coach said it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. Your coach has obviously never been up to his asshole in debt for betting on collegiate air hockey.

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Welcome to Chicago, Mitch!

This year’s Maple Leafs collapse is top-notch. 10/10 #stanleycup #NHLplayoffs

The Rules of Fight Club Book Club We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.

We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.

The Rules of Fight Club Book Club We don't care what you think of Rant, Haunted, or even the underappreciated Snuff. We’re here to talk about one book, and that book is Fight Club.

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Seth Jones watched that Nylander goal just float by him. Florida is getting the Seth Jones experience.

The Jets are Jetting it up

The Habs’ defensive system:
“What if instead of playing man-on-man or zone, all five of us just drift to one side of the ice?”
“Are there any players from the other team on that side?”
“Of course not.”
“Sounds like a cup winning plan.”

I'm waiting for Patrick Roy to do the funniest thing possible and challenge this goal for being offside.

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Happy Dropkick-Murphys-being-played-in-every-store weekend everybody!

AI is getting more realistic. Did you know that millions of people think JD Vance is a real person?

I found a used condom in the parking lot of my job, and I am disgusted. Why would somebody do something as morally depraved as going to work?

Hawks fans rejoice. Seth Jones wants out.

A white South African is racist? Now I've heard everything.

Destroy All Sketch Comedians

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Okay okay okay. Vlasic stays. Goalies have to fight to see which one goes to Vancouver.

Okay, hear me out… everyone not named Connor Bedard for Elias Petterson. Who says no?

Be nice to me. My favorite hockey team sucks.

I’m a very accomplished sports gambler. I’ve only been doing it for a week, and I’ve already lost my house.

Of all the movies I’ve seen this year, #RedOne was definitely one of them (unfortunately).

When I was a teenager, I wanted to be Iggy Pop. Imagine my disappointment when I grew up and found out he was already a person.

As a Blackhawks fan, it’s refreshing to see them play another team that thinks you’re not allowed to shoot the puck within 100 feet of a goaltender.

Let’s get ready for some mediocre hockey!