Brett

The girls are fighting

My therapy has been pro bono because a friend talked about me enough in therapy that the therapist was like I gotta see this train wreck up close.

Lucky Charms with sprinkles has a totally different corn puff and it tastes like Sprinkles Sprangles

Few words strike fear in my heart like used K-pop pillow on Marketplace

A fat grey cat hiding underneath a lap desk with rhinestones on it

Dangerous working conditions

Upgraded my pet sitting insurance and it ask how many employees I have, just me, then it asked if I wanted to add insurance for if one of my employees steals...

Trying to decide if I care about dressing up anymore as I've fully embraced the tshirt life

My nearby stores typically carry fake Fruity Pebbles and fake Captain Crunch, and I can only take teal dumps for so long

I miss real American cereal boxes that wouldn't fit in my cabinets, I hate the shrink-flated 12 oz nonsense

Like there have been a lot of disingenuous celebrity Holograms but like this feels right up dude's alley

I saw that ppl are mad Stan Lee is going to be a Hologram and personally I feel like he would've been super into it

Awww sending you love from afar

I will take you up on the generous offer

Like a stray cat <3

Andrew Shulz talking to Joe Rogan about Andrew Santino

In my head Joe Biden definitely had Quaaludes phase

I will adopt your cats when you all get raptured, just leave me all your money with them, wet food is expensive.

A small white mop dog that is languishing in bed

Tuberculosis the dog

Relevant even lol, jesus

Weird that this painting I did is almost 10 years old and more relents than when I did it

I being lead to believe the WWE is having a EMF free night in which they will put little serial numbered gold cards at the end of the ring posts. Which begs the question, if my being broke is benevolent or an excuse for not committing to the grift?

Wyler's vanilla water packets make my mouth feel like it's losing it's grip on reality 8/10

Modern Jesus would flip podcast tables

Hot takes, get your hot takes here, half baked, deep fried, any way you like em, hot takes for sale

People who generate AI images and call themselves artists are tantamount to someone calling themselves a programmer because they are good at a video game someone else made

I inherited this one from my grandma cuz she wouldn't stop attacking her, this thing is a menace to society

Taking a non-consensual t break and the dreams are wild

Did you think you'd be a little white dog person, I never fathomed it would happen to me!