Brett

I'm out, worry about your own pineal gland. I don't have the energy to argue on Facebook for fluoride, but no cavities for 38 years can't be wrong. I'm calcificationmaxxing over here in peace.

What else is giant cleavage for?

It's too late. I have already depicted you as a stupored Dionysus worshiper and myself as a market woman of Amphissa. It's over.

I deleted tiktok because I only want the Chinese to have my data

Think Harry is out here also ripping blinkers with his grandma's face on them?

I like how talk to text understood the gravity of the situation and gave it it's proper capitalization

Tried to go to waffle house, carry out only after 9:00, America Has Fallen.

That's not an answer to David's question

There she blows

Harboring mistrust for the Gorton's fisherman

The girls are fighting

My therapy has been pro bono because a friend talked about me enough in therapy that the therapist was like I gotta see this train wreck up close.

Lucky Charms with sprinkles has a totally different corn puff and it tastes like Sprinkles Sprangles

Few words strike fear in my heart like used K-pop pillow on Marketplace

A fat grey cat hiding underneath a lap desk with rhinestones on it

Dangerous working conditions

Upgraded my pet sitting insurance and it ask how many employees I have, just me, then it asked if I wanted to add insurance for if one of my employees steals...

Trying to decide if I care about dressing up anymore as I've fully embraced the tshirt life

My nearby stores typically carry fake Fruity Pebbles and fake Captain Crunch, and I can only take teal dumps for so long

I miss real American cereal boxes that wouldn't fit in my cabinets, I hate the shrink-flated 12 oz nonsense

Like there have been a lot of disingenuous celebrity Holograms but like this feels right up dude's alley

I saw that ppl are mad Stan Lee is going to be a Hologram and personally I feel like he would've been super into it

Awww sending you love from afar

I will take you up on the generous offer

Like a stray cat <3

Andrew Shulz talking to Joe Rogan about Andrew Santino

In my head Joe Biden definitely had Quaaludes phase

I will adopt your cats when you all get raptured, just leave me all your money with them, wet food is expensive.

A small white mop dog that is languishing in bed

Tuberculosis the dog

Relevant even lol, jesus