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@tattersking.bsky.social

37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop

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I miss when Scottish Widows adverts had hot but smiling, grieving women who probably killed their husband in them

19.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blood pressure check tomorrow. Damn my almost supernatural ability to be agitated and paranoid constantly for no real reason. Hit me up x-men

19.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a @magencubed.net post because it involves manga and is health conscious

19.02.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, serious nonsensical reply to a joke tweet. You remind me there is no way to do this well

19.02.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)

A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)

For no reason i remembered a page from hellblazer 55 where Prince Charles gets possessed by a demon and John Constantine knocks a character heavily implied to be Prince Andrew out with a fire extinguisher

19.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)

A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)

For no reason i remembered a page from hellblazer 55 where Prince Charles gets possessed by a demon and John Constantine knocks a character heavily implied to be Prince Andrew out with a fire extinguisher

19.02.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Humble Book Bundle: Best of Humble Bundle: Terry Pratchett's Discworld by HarperCollins Encore 2026 Experience Sir Terry Practchett’s beloved Discworld series! Get 35+ books covering all corners of this comic fantasy universe and help support Room to Read!

Entire Discworld series ebooks are $16 on Humble Bundle. Via the Kobo platform. Still need to figure out how to get from Kobo account to already owned Kindle device...

18.02.2026 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Emma Frost is a wrestling heel. It's a performance, she's a badass ice bitch because she likes being that. Moonstone literally cannot comprehend behaving any other way than using the people around her

19.02.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an attempt for me to become a book guy again because I've lacked the attention span or ability to be with my own thoughts for decades and being a weird bookish kid made me happy

19.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You always make me seem so cool..

18.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You're very emotionally open with people online"

I know, its a sickness but you lot are all I've got

18.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're a success. You do what you love, you have fun

18.02.2026 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently it's not healthy to view yourself as a toxic person who grates on everyone he interacts with until they leave. Who knew?

18.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just dont end sentences with innit (its a joke, im letting it go)

18.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that so much but we deserve what we get

18.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A bookstand holding Beserk omnibus vol 3

A bookstand holding Beserk omnibus vol 3

I bought a book stand so I don't have to hurt my neck reading and I like to think of the ladies who designed this for cookbooks imagining me reading Beserk

18.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

(Every time I respond to this i get to look at one of the most beautiful women in the world so I win even if I look mopey)

18.02.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that means you don't mind hearing from me and that's lovely

18.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's pancake dayπŸ₯ž+i fucked up w autopay billing w my utilities and am now $147 in the negative🫠help much appreciated, wallet links in bio
working thru the ssdi process, applying2jobs that seem potentially accommodatable

17.02.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know but I respect your time and wouldn't want to be a nuisance

18.02.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your posts just gettin more & more unhinged by the day

18.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't think of a witty reply to this because its 3.30am but I like the idea of you being able to do things you enjoy and then telling me about them

18.02.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A Yorkshire pudding is basically a pancake. That gives you most sundays

18.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like this because you seem happy and I'm fond of you. I just sort of noted the nudity.

18.02.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup

18.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Kid rock and rfk junior doing some homoeroticim to apparently promote fitness

Kid rock and rfk junior doing some homoeroticim to apparently promote fitness

This feels like a gay art film that was hidden away since 1974 because it takes a turn towards snuff

18.02.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Sexy gnome crawling up your body

17.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know anything about this. I just find it fascinating. Nuka?

17.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@saraghaleb.bsky.social

17.02.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't know that. So do you make a lot of veg, pickles ect?

17.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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