I miss when Scottish Widows adverts had hot but smiling, grieving women who probably killed their husband in them
19.02.2026 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@tattersking.bsky.social
37. He/Him. I have an MA in literature. Cerebral Palsy. Like things I write so I can feel good about myself and then hopefully at some point, when my life fixes itself, stop
I miss when Scottish Widows adverts had hot but smiling, grieving women who probably killed their husband in them
19.02.2026 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blood pressure check tomorrow. Damn my almost supernatural ability to be agitated and paranoid constantly for no real reason. Hit me up x-men
19.02.2026 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a @magencubed.net post because it involves manga and is health conscious
19.02.2026 19:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank you, serious nonsensical reply to a joke tweet. You remind me there is no way to do this well
19.02.2026 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)
For no reason i remembered a page from hellblazer 55 where Prince Charles gets possessed by a demon and John Constantine knocks a character heavily implied to be Prince Andrew out with a fire extinguisher
19.02.2026 14:45 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0A page from hellblazer 55 where John Constantine knocks out "a member of the royal family" (implied to be Prince Andrew)
For no reason i remembered a page from hellblazer 55 where Prince Charles gets possessed by a demon and John Constantine knocks a character heavily implied to be Prince Andrew out with a fire extinguisher
19.02.2026 14:45 β π 6 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Entire Discworld series ebooks are $16 on Humble Bundle. Via the Kobo platform. Still need to figure out how to get from Kobo account to already owned Kindle device...
18.02.2026 03:20 β π 37 π 12 π¬ 4 π 2Emma Frost is a wrestling heel. It's a performance, she's a badass ice bitch because she likes being that. Moonstone literally cannot comprehend behaving any other way than using the people around her
19.02.2026 01:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is an attempt for me to become a book guy again because I've lacked the attention span or ability to be with my own thoughts for decades and being a weird bookish kid made me happy
19.02.2026 01:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You always make me seem so cool..
18.02.2026 21:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"You're very emotionally open with people online"
I know, its a sickness but you lot are all I've got
You're a success. You do what you love, you have fun
18.02.2026 19:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently it's not healthy to view yourself as a toxic person who grates on everyone he interacts with until they leave. Who knew?
18.02.2026 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We just dont end sentences with innit (its a joke, im letting it go)
18.02.2026 16:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hate that so much but we deserve what we get
18.02.2026 16:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A bookstand holding Beserk omnibus vol 3
I bought a book stand so I don't have to hurt my neck reading and I like to think of the ladies who designed this for cookbooks imagining me reading Beserk
18.02.2026 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 2(Every time I respond to this i get to look at one of the most beautiful women in the world so I win even if I look mopey)
18.02.2026 16:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think that means you don't mind hearing from me and that's lovely
18.02.2026 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's pancake dayπ₯+i fucked up w autopay billing w my utilities and am now $147 in the negativeπ« help much appreciated, wallet links in bio
working thru the ssdi process, applying2jobs that seem potentially accommodatable
I know but I respect your time and wouldn't want to be a nuisance
18.02.2026 03:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Your posts just gettin more & more unhinged by the day
18.02.2026 02:56 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I can't think of a witty reply to this because its 3.30am but I like the idea of you being able to do things you enjoy and then telling me about them
18.02.2026 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A Yorkshire pudding is basically a pancake. That gives you most sundays
18.02.2026 03:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like this because you seem happy and I'm fond of you. I just sort of noted the nudity.
18.02.2026 03:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yup
18.02.2026 01:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kid rock and rfk junior doing some homoeroticim to apparently promote fitness
This feels like a gay art film that was hidden away since 1974 because it takes a turn towards snuff
18.02.2026 01:46 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Sexy gnome crawling up your body
17.02.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't know anything about this. I just find it fascinating. Nuka?
17.02.2026 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@saraghaleb.bsky.social
17.02.2026 23:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didn't know that. So do you make a lot of veg, pickles ect?
17.02.2026 23:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0