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hey maybe now that a cis white guy got to the Find Out portion of the Fucking Around Initiative we'll finally address our gun problem? no? we're gonna just use more guns for fascist shit? oh ok

just ate lunch and got burrito splooge on my shirt sorry for being so sexy i guess

I can't stop listening to Beautiful World

the amount of "straight" MAGA men I get on dating sites who are trying to hit it is not surprising bc you know how these suppressed mfers work, but it IS gross 💅😂

no

Repost if you are a snack, would like a snack, or you think that I'm awesome.

i keep getting ads for these tshirts which is both gender affirming and deeply confusing

today my tarot cards called me a fiery guy who is generous with a sense of humor and I'd like to thank them for this paid advertisement

treating my tarot deck like cast iron and seasoning it with all the energies from past readings

my cat died and i had a lil menty b about it and tbh it's still ongoing 💅 anyway i took her brother's ashes with me to the vet to pick up her ashes 😎

To make myself feel better I renamed my Google folder on my phone

gonna make bad decisions and write it off as grief thank you for attending my ted talk ✌️😎

i cannot both read my gay books and crochet and that's a fucking travesty

my cat is dying of congestive heart failure so i got myself an iced coffee and a donut i am having a day™

Rise and grind? Absolutely not.

Stumble out of bed and contemplate the bleakness of existence? Sure ok

Coworker: can you imagine being lost at sea?
Me, immediately: absolutely not, I would simply die

Do you think I'm going to survive? Land on an island?? Build a shelter and hunt for food??????

No. Wrong. Goodbye world, I'm outtie 5000 ✌️😎

you'd think at 38 i'd have my life together, but no

I made this, you're welcome

I have seen 3 cyber trucks in real life and that's 3 too many

I can be trusted with all of the dollars I make sound financial decisions like ordering 30 boneless wings in 3 different flavors I'm gonna be the Scrooge McDuck of boneless wings.

A brain so smooth and frictionless that when pressure is applied the brain shoots across the floor like a greased up ball bearing, achieving escape velocity from our atmosphere

gonna be a tradwife.
gonna slowly poison my abusive husband over the course of years until he finally dies hunched over his bowl of tomato soup.
gonna bury him under the garden and tell the neighbors he ran off with a stripper.
gonna be a tradwife.

From the Simple Sabotage Field Manual for disrupting fascism.

"act stupid"
my time has come

Link: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/26184

no, unfortunately, this isn’t my first rodeo, i’ve been doing rodeos every day for 219 years. the rodeo demon won’t lift the curse. my family died 110 years ago to this day.

They're going to use slave labor to replace those underpaid migrant workers. Count on it. Because it's all about exploitation for them, and it always has been.

There are approximately 1.2 million people in prison in the United States. Approximately 90,000 of those people are incarcerated in private prisons.

When you hear that the farm workers aren't showing up and fruits and vegetables are rotting in the fields and orchards, remember this: they're not going to just start paying livable wages to Americans to take those jobs.

I order my books online from Better World Books, because they're inexpensive and they donate a book for every one you buy and you can also donate to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library with every order. I'm starting with books and writings by Walt Whitman and I'll be picking up more as I go.

It's a great way to learn and preserve these works for the future. It's not all punching fascists and rioting in the streets; someone has to keep our stories safe so that they can never be taken away and can be freely shared. That person could be you.

If you're unsure what to do in this, the darkest timeline, one thing you can do is collect queer & BIPOC art. It's supportive of artists and writers and is a small way to say "fuck you" to the powers that be.