Lizzen

And then the Analyst is like hahhaha and now you’re a suburban wife with a shit husband and three shit kids. Enjoy your hell!!!!!

The excitement of visiting the Oracle, a special unicorn of a visit to the matrix, and she’s like. Guess what. You’re the love interest.

I’d have lost my mind.

Always the “in” is how angry she must have felt for the Oracle to tell her she would fall in love with the One. I am always obsessed with this headcanon. That must have sucked so much. The worst possible thing to be told.

take me a minute but i was raised writing Trinity and her pov is written in my bones.

One my dumb fic collages AND VERMEER IS HERE

A summary!! Mike gets clued in and is pathetic!! I love him!!!

Lizzenfic: come and kiss this pain away
| 9k | explicit | stranger things | byler | paintings and confessions and flirting and dirty talk and a post canon fix it archiveofourown.org/works/78746561

The finals you sign up for— gear shifting from writing about 20s college students to writing for the fandom that defined my college years and early 20s. lulz.

“Where have you been?” “Writing byler fic since Nov 27 idk what to tell you”

My bestie thumbed up my dumb fic art that features Vermeer. Put me in the cringe museum and lock me in there.

Idk if I should post fic here idk idk idk

a little girl is going down an orange slide with the words ok byeee above her ALT: a little girl is going down an orange slide with the words ok byeee above her

Me: the description of this fic sounds like someone plucked it out of my brain *opens fic*
The fic: “I was—“
Me:

I want that twink obliterated

I do think my best to date was a reylo (causality, what a perfect fic) but woooooooof. I cooked.

the fic is a flop but the best sex scene I’ve ever written. jesus.

Okay this is more an absence than anything — how am I reading all of these 90s era fics and no one calls each other “fine”. Not a single use of a 90s fine.

Wendy blacking out is my favorite thing. Ever.

I LOVE THIS FOR YOU

Plus the fun of stealing @k8andrewz.bsky.social’s incredible middleman fic format. Ps I am essentially stealing elements of the “during” scene from that fic for my next byler lol blessed baby sex pollen jesus. That fic STUCK WITH ME LIKE GLUE.

It does remain funny to me that I wrote a full on furry Zootopia fic in 2016 and thx to the sequel, it’s being read again.

WHAT WAS THE REASON

Like Jonathan I need to be on substances to experience s4.

Had dinner with a bestie who was like— pls watch s1 first it’s so good and im like WILL BYERS IS DEFINITIONALLY NOT VERY MUCH IN THAT SEASON. I don’t care that season one is the best!!!! Season two. Then one, three, two bottles of wine and season four.

But nope. Saw this just now and lost it.

Talking to my therapist about it (gold stars for weeks that this has near eradicated perfectionist tendencies at work as I am Not hyperfixated about work) and noted that I assume this is all over by July but god knows. I thought it would be done by end of January.

70 days of this hyperfixation and not done yet, spilling out into bsky this week. Just swimming in uncut dopamine and everyone needs to know it I guess.

I was there when the deep magic (conformitygate) was written WHICH IS WILD that it broke containment so extensively and that I could talk about it at work. lulz. (Not explaining right now why I can’t say conformity with a straight face.)

Reading out loud at work for a thing on a video call and I had to say the word conformity and could not stop giggling

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

Bro, the world is ending.

Tho this is the absolute best of the genre. There was zero intentionality for this moment in the direction or story and YET.

Get a damn room.

My fave kind of byler proofs are the accidental ones.

Luigi Mangione surrounded by flames grinning with the text Repent or Perish

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

Helpful this morning doing edits and thinking, my god I have written him so out of character here. IF HE WAS IN CHARACTER, IT WOULDN’T BE THIS FUN. AND THEN WHAT IS THE POINT.

Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.

A constant refrain in my head: “forget it, lizzen, it’s fanfiction.”