Lizzen

I’m emotions!!!

Dracula: A Love Tale. Out in France. In the US next year.

oh they’re REALLY committed to the bit

This fic rules!!!!!!

Mina Murray hates her life (it’s not her life) (she’s not Mina Murray)

WORDS!!!!

WORDS! WORDS!!!!! WORDS!!!!!!!!

Wild wild wild to be writing fic again. I’ve wanted to write all year and just not!!! had time!!?? energy???? And then I ahem’d the new Dracula and I’m ???? WRITING??? It’s a good lil fix it and I’m enjoying smushing words together.

Fandom never had it so good as when we were on LiveJournal.

A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, with horror on her face says "Oh No! That means..." We cut away to see Jack Skellington from Nightmare before christmas approach a door in a tree shaped like the twin towers. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of shocked passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash in to the towers. Jack once again says "what's this?"

I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF DRACULA AND MINA IN THE 1992 MOVIE so I am the target audience here.

Dracula A Love Tale seems to be a remix of my favorite parts of 1992 Dracula with Added Longing, and it is healing the part of me that died hating Nosferatu (no kinkshame just not my kink)

my favorite robert redford story is that mike nichols considered him for dustin hoffman's part in THE GRADUATE. during their conversation nichols asked redford something like, "have you ever struck out with a girl?" and redford's response was basically, "i don't understand the question"

A stranger wearing his wife’s face is the Galadriel that Celeborn meets centuries later. She’s a storm, a pillar of incandescent rage. Maybe the radiant maiden dancing under the trees of Doriath amongst flowering blooms really is long dead, he thinks.

LOVE HER

😍🥰💯💋

You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums

[looking at the gettysburg address]

“that sign won’t stop me because i can’t read”

[writing the constitution]

Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"

Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that

Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

Jesus after coming back to Earth:

A screenshot from the legend of zelda ocarina of time. Link is wearing his red tunic holding the ocarina of time whilst the screen shows an opinion to warp to the graveyard

what teenagers think ppl in fandoms do when they reach their 30's:

THAT’S MY JACKET. (I think I saw the face of god during that scene)

The whole cast is phenomenal

As a DC resident I do feel that the city has been overrun by "violent gangs and bloodthirsty criminals" and I would like them to leave the White House and stop destroying the federal government.

Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, we’ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

peter jackson has a lot to answer for but long distance erotic ósanwë isn’t one of them. that’s 100% canonical and accurate, from his mouth to g-d’s ears

SEE??? YOU GET IT. I want to assume that her body is ice cold.

Johnny Storm was absolutely my surprise favorite in the film. (I mean. After Sue.)

I’m not a stranger things but I do love all the big trending sounds on the clock app so months of singing CHRISSY WAKE UP has me settled in to finally enjoy a joseph quinn ship. (nevermind being a huge Evans Human Torch fan of olden times; let’s goooo)

EXCELLENT. I CAN DO GOO.