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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and the male concubines that you promoted to viziers are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

a scene from the animated hobbit movie. Gandalf suddenly appears from behind a tree after seeing some smoke rings blowing his way. He's standing there, smoke rings in his face, while wearing a baggy grey robe, holding a wooden staff, with a cloudy background against a lush landscape. The image is captioned "Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. A little baked. Questing in my lane. Conjuring. Flourishing."

Good morning✌️🍀

REAL lmao

My cat Yara looking longingly up at me because she wants my food.

Okay just a little pepperoni, as a treat..

Friend: hey check out this good night

Me: *already going gently into it*

Friend: haha I don’t think you’re supposed to do that

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

CRIME BOSS: our crew needs a grunt man

ME: I’ve got just the guy

CRIME BOSS: not Tim Allen playing his iconic character Tim the Tool Man Taylor in the ABC family sitcom Home Improvement

ME: WELL WHY NOT

"Why did you become a writer?"

One day, I woke up to haunting whispers of "wriiiite meeee" and next thing I knew, I was in a cave lit by scented candles, and transformed into a obsessive creature with poor posture.

My website is back up, and I'm open for work
Reposts will help a lot, thank you!
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Damn... Thank you for this. Shit's beating me up and your posts make me believe in myself. Keep up the great work 🙏😌

Following IKKAKU, we arrived at a mysterious place. It was a place where buildings that had once been inhabited by humans on the surface had sunk. It used to be a place where humans lived, but now it functioned like a huge city inhabited by sea creatures.

#Illustration
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NO KINGS 🇺🇸

Creatives: It's been a rough day and nothing can fix it.

Someone: I like that thing you created.

Creatives: [happily sobbing, weeping, wailing even]

This *just* happened to me today. I am so grateful for it 🥺💙

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
theonion.com/a-shatt...

It's my birthday 🌱

I will be very glad to rt 🐌
Thank you so much for following my work ✶

squidward standing behind the cash register at the krusty krab, as he raises an eyebrow and says “we serve trauma here, sir.”

“So, what's your style? What kind of stuff do you write?”

me:

Love your use of color here. Every inch is fascinating to look at.

The headline says “Only 1361 days to go” The picture in black and white with a cream background is of a badly injured bald eagle. Its legs are in bandages with strapping around its neck and on its head. Some of its feathers are lying on the ground, detached painfully from its body.

The cover of this week’s Economist.

linkedin post screenshot: Ken Cheng - I want to connect with you, emotionally) Al will never be able to write like me. Why? Because | am now inserting random sentences into every post to throw off their language learning models. Any Al emulating me will radiator freak yellow horse spout nonsense. 1 wiite all my emails, That's Not My Baby and reports like this to protect my data waffle iron 40% off. 1 suggest all writers and artists do the same Strawberry mango Forklift. The robot nerds will never get the better of Ken Hey can | have whipped cream please? Cheng. We can tuna fish tango foxtrot defeat Al. We just have to talk like this. All. The. Time. Piss on carpet

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

The negative aura in the body becomes a black butterfly. With the healing effect, that negative aura is expelled from the body and becomes a blue butterfly.

#Illustration
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X’s dominance ‘over’ as Bluesky becomes new hub for research Data indicates more scholars turning to alternative social media site to post about their work after Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover

'Bluesky has overtaken its flailing rival X in hosting posts related to new academic research, indicating the platform is fast becoming the go-to place for scholars to share their work.'

if you’re an artist who ever thought “what’s the point? The world is Hell and I should do something that matters instead”

even in an ICE detention center people will treat art as sacred, seek it out, and find joy and comfort in it. You aren’t making art, you’re making hope.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

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