@lilsmooch.bsky.social
twink dj addicted to insulin ☆ ♡ ☆ ♡ ☆ https://soundcloud.com/lilsmooch
that famous image of george bush receiving the news about 9/11 but he's sitting at the hot ones table with some sauce on his mouth
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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it might be hard and a long journey but a better world is possible
15.11.2024 02:58 — 👍 5902 🔁 832 💬 104 📌 17It’s World Diabetes Day what did you get me
14.11.2024 20:37 — 👍 171 🔁 6 💬 45 📌 4mental health break? you bet it did
14.11.2024 02:38 — 👍 33891 🔁 6209 💬 190 📌 122not fox news eating the onion
14.11.2024 18:57 — 👍 4893 🔁 276 💬 34 📌 4letting this dipshit attempt to navigate geopolitics is going to be horrific to watch
15.11.2024 00:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bringing polio back to own the libs
14.11.2024 20:54 — 👍 6943 🔁 1248 💬 374 📌 68heard they made reddit snoo secretary of the treasury. can he even do that
14.11.2024 01:01 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Not evil enough for Twitter, not stupid enough for Threads, and so we find ourselves here at the ass end of the internet together
13.11.2024 04:40 — 👍 2937 🔁 323 💬 62 📌 13they’re calling the second trump term the most “reddit” administration in history
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@nickfloats In MJ office hours they just said someone at Stability AI was trying to grab all the prompt and image pairs in the middle of a night on Saturday and brought down their service. MJ is banning all of the stabilityAI employees from Midjourney immediately This is breaking now
AI companies scraping data: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
AI companies having their data scraped: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Michael Caine as Scrooge after his damascene transformation in the muppet Christmas carol
You there boy! What discourse is it?
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Bottled water that advertises itself as “Best for babies and expectant mothers” for some reason
accidentally bought Water For Babies
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ENDLESS BOTTOMS
welcome to Bluesky, we got
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kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor, looking off to the side
kiki the calico/tabby cat laying down in a picnic basket on the kitchen floor
kiki saw a basket and immediately said i am sitting in that thing
23.12.2023 16:38 — 👍 423 🔁 30 💬 13 📌 1me, to someone taking me out to dinner: well damn let me at least fuck you first!
12.11.2023 22:27 — 👍 120 🔁 16 💬 7 📌 0no mom you gotta come pick me up, im being gangstalked on the closed beta app
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A monkey once hi-fived me, because game recognizes game.
09.11.2023 22:51 — 👍 84 🔁 31 💬 5 📌 1CABRFNK
11.11.2023 21:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ME: my underwear is just two soft flour tortillas held together by electrical tape
INTERVIEWER [desperate]: ok and how about weaknesses
rise and scry wizards
09.11.2023 13:49 — 👍 91 🔁 23 💬 2 📌 1ELON MUSK: grok tell me who Elon Musk is
GROK AI: Wimmy wham wham wozzle! Elon Musk is a pretty far out dude who was one of the first guys to put money behind Tesla before becoming ceo!
MUSK: but I invented Tesla
GROK AI: no, Tesla was invented-
MUSK: grok please commit suicide
