Ozzy Haakonsdotter 🦄🏴

ALRIGHT. Stayed over a little later. It's ticking towards midnight in the Eastern US.

Be careful out there. There's monsters on the prowl out there and they will snatch you if you don't have your identification papers.

So watch your ass.

The thing about "feminine wiles" depends on the guy, really. You can get expensive makeup jobs, expensive clothes and take lessons in grace and poise.

Or... you can just have a chubby ass in a mini-skirt, I guess. Lulz

Any day is a good day to check out Tom 'n' Artie.

The problem with trying get eyes on your business these days is competing for people's attention. Artie's one hundred percent certain that the low-tech approach still has its charm. Tom? Eh...

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Don't annoy me. I'll cast a spell that posts that one embarrassing photo, audio or video clip you forgot to delete from your device. Nyee-hee-hee.

DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN BECOME A "GIRL BOSS".

See... Some of them MIGHT be making the slow realization that... EVENTUALLY...

Unless you're in the INNER CIRCLE???

Your position in the government of dictators is NEVER secure. [Evil Horse Laugh]

He actually Puddy’d his wife

Uttering something along the lines, that if the Confederacy had a tombstone the words "Died of a Theory" should be inscribed at the base. Lulz

I always giggle when I think of King Shit Jeff Davis lamenting that the "states' rights" Confederates couldn't pull their shit together, hoarding important war materials from each other and refusing to consolidate resources.

A **PRIME** example of how American "horse race" news coverage of politics will collapse your cognitive functions. The minute it wanders outside its pen, it staggers and falls over on atrophied calf muscles.

With luck, a lot of people will spill the details of who was fucking whose wife while the other guy was watching in the corner. 🤞🦄

Because, if there's nothing their fans hate more, it's to realize their hero holds the tray of condoms for everyone else at the orgy.

So... Just more stagecraft to "necessitate" age verification shit???

Lulz.

Then just say Luke Bryan can fuck off. Lawl.

Silly burr.

Ahhh... The "transform into something vulnerable" trick. Always play on that ego, kids!

Johnny Cash's "Ballad of Ira Hayes" will fuck with you.

"When history is written as it ought to be written, it is the moderation and long patience of the masses at which men will wonder, not their ferocity." - CLR James, "The Black Jacobins"

YouTube video by Woody Guthrie - Topic This Land is Your Land

No, you hate the little fascist car dealership owner's sons that took it over.

They're literally the fucksticks from that adamtots.bsky.social comic. "So, who are we going after next?"

And they don't get an answer. Because there's no longer a "we".

not sure if it’s obvious by now but i’ve got orders to monitor ICE activity and, as usual, i’d appreciate any help bsky has to offer. if you gotta tip, my signal account is in my bio.

i’m very mechanical. i can track things. data. paperwork. but i could always use help w/ people.

Yinglet. You funny. I actually snorted.

I know, I know. It's a joke that's been going around.

But timing's everything Lulz

You being alive for the 21st Century papacy is some funny shit. Lawl

Kevin Roberts has always been a fascist, so this is expected but still shockingly repugnant.

Liberal and conservative editors who think playing footsie with these people need to realize that it will never, ever mollify them.

World class "Fell For It Again" Award winning acceptance speeches here.

When they got your number, SON.

Trump officials are living on base and in military properties because they know the military will protect those properties in the event of mass protests against the government, right?
Miller is living on a military base with controlled access, and others are in military housing for the same reason.

[LAWL] Hoo... boy...

Fun-sized.

Hey, random tests teach something useful. Even farting around keeps the skills sharp and the mind busy. 🤘🦄