@parentinhalf.bsky.social
I'm not sure how or when, but apparently I have two children and a nice life. Thankfully, our country's willful decline into autocracy removes any concern that things are going too well. 💙✌️
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11.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing it all over. Now, people are criticizing each other for not being outraged in the right way. NOT HELPFUL.
24.01.2025 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm so confused by this. But maybe I should be glad it doesn't make sense to me? 🤦♀️
24.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rehabilitation only applies to entitled (largely) white people crimes. But also they don't need to be rehabilitated because anything done in the name of the Autocrat is by definition lawful.
23.01.2025 00:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like one of those "which of these words doesn't belong" except none of them belong because they are all completely different categories of features associated with working.
23.01.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What the hell is a "loyal" work style?
23.01.2025 00:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"OH, LOTS" is not the answer you want to hear when you ask how many baby wipes your 4yo put down the toilet. 🤦♀️
22.01.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna put this on my wall next to Desiderata. Thank you, @jeffreyaward.bsky.social
19.01.2025 14:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣 then 😬
19.01.2025 00:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And its leader is a Doberman named Nick Furry.
19.01.2025 00:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Paw Patrol has a technologically advanced tower, a submersible aircraft carrier, and unlimited air and sea vessels. It's basically S.H.I.E.L.D.
19.01.2025 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The forest floor as an alien world. This one is particularly soothing ☺️
19.01.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's a lot better than what I said to my alarm, so 🤷♀️
18.01.2025 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤢
18.01.2025 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My new house has five digits, and it gives me an unreasonable amount of unease.
18.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0🤯
18.01.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Multiple reactions simultaneously. Mostly, kiddo, I'm so sorry I gave you that part of my brain.
13.01.2025 11:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me: Do you want to go to the library?
4yo: (exasperated sigh) I really can't answer that right now... I just don't have a plan for that.
I reread that last summer. I knew the ending and was still crushed.
11.01.2025 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also, lazy gardening is the way to go. And clover lawns. Yes to all.
09.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally researching the best legal way to rewild my new yard this summer.
09.01.2025 00:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Our kids will never appreciate the sacrifices we make.
09.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There was a potato on the bedroom floor the other day. Oh, and I tell other adults that I have to go potty.
06.01.2025 14:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spaghetti
Thus we are bonded.
04.01.2025 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not to brag.
04.01.2025 01:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had my first full day back yesterday. It was glorious.
04.01.2025 01:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Slightly above digging through a bin of hot wheels cars.
04.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who says they don't? 😏
04.01.2025 01:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turning is liberal propaganda.
03.01.2025 17:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"How come you're not in your Christmas outfits?"
01.01.2025 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
