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Henry Gordon Jagoff

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I’m an old grumble-ass who doesn’t want to be muted by Sanho Tree.

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Well, Mommy…

That smells worse than one of Bonzo’s nanner dumps.

22.08.2025 19:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Crambo.

22.08.2025 17:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

John Bolton's the kind of guy that you'd better pray you're able to directly kill him in the course of your goon-raid on his house.
Because if you miss that shot, that drunken battle-walrus will swear eternal revenge the likes of which has not been seen on this world since Saddam survived '91...

22.08.2025 13:20 — 👍 102    🔁 18    💬 12    📌 3

YoU R My GreaT frIEnD.

Dnoald

22.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want to write one banger in my life. Something with the urgency of the Muppet News Flash or Mr. Rogers trolley music.

22.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My money is on you.

22.08.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it a smart tactical move to tell people to open carry long guns right before Kaptain Kidfuck goes on patrol?

Seems kinda bassackwards.

22.08.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Michael Bolton from Office Space

Michael Bolton from Office Space

Why should they raid my house? He’s the one who sucks.

22.08.2025 12:35 — 👍 238    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 0
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Tremendous crossover move right here:

22.08.2025 00:43 — 👍 18322    🔁 4241    💬 168    📌 133

That’s an understatement.

21.08.2025 18:45 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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From a retired senior Israeli general:
www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...

21.08.2025 22:19 — 👍 1280    🔁 373    💬 34    📌 5
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Brutal.

21.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers | Defector Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the prev...

Today Why Your Team Sucks previews the PACKERS, whom I abhor.

But credit where it’s due: these are the best fan emails so far this summer, and by a visible margin. defector.com/why-your-tea...

21.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 82    🔁 4    💬 9    📌 9

I thank you for turning me on to an instrument I didn’t know existed.

What a wonderful sound!

21.08.2025 13:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am very happy that you are here!

21.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beyond the dogfights over Dover, another battle raged in England’s skies.

From the Midlands to East Anglia, 12 Group shielded Britain’s industrial heart & defended London.

Explore the courage, strategy & brotherhood that turned the tide of the Battle of Britain in our latest Untold Story. #BoB85

21.08.2025 09:45 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

Old cut and run Trump.

21.08.2025 13:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy birthday, Ray Wise!

21.08.2025 13:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s the reason they had to cancel The Protectors.

21.08.2025 13:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing*

“ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag”

“thank u mayor”

21.08.2025 03:48 — 👍 3059    🔁 356    💬 38    📌 14
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Sounds like something a russian or chinese asset would do

21.08.2025 10:08 — 👍 1021    🔁 283    💬 39    📌 18
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a cartoon character with a yellow face and a blue shirt has his hands on his chest ALT: a cartoon character with a yellow face and a blue shirt has his hands on his chest
21.08.2025 03:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was just thinking about when they rolled into town where I grew up, ‘71 maybe?

21.08.2025 01:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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20.08.2025 17:16 — 👍 1998    🔁 417    💬 46    📌 6

Yup, I’m with you. He sucks.

20.08.2025 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Brewers better get their heads out of their soft, Pretzilla buns.

Every time they play the Cubs I get pissed at Bud the Pud all over again for moving them to the NL.

Brewers-Sox was a great rivalry and I watched a lot of day ball at Wrigley in the Superstation days.

20.08.2025 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t his Fucking Assholiness try this earlier?

20.08.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There goes another half billion dollars

20.08.2025 12:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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