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Geoff

@itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social

I'm from Ohio and I have dogs.

278 Followers  |  206 Following  |  8,146 Posts  |  Joined: 05.09.2023  |  2.02

Latest posts by itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social on Bluesky

❤️ coop!

05.11.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh so it's a significant other

05.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not shitting on someone’s disability here, but I would have to think there’d be a more elegant, less intrusive technology for that.

05.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When aroused?

05.11.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Antenna head better wear a bathing cap

05.11.2025 17:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cancelled NYT and set up a recurring donation to @techdirt.com. It's not much, but every little bit matters.

05.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Overrated cheesesteak

05.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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05.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was only a kiss

05.11.2025 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m Mr. Brightside

05.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

It’s hell getting old.

05.11.2025 01:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m marking myself safe from being accidentally shot by Dick Cheney

05.11.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rigor mortis?

05.11.2025 01:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is Tim Cook somehow related to Tim Apple?

05.11.2025 00:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop posting porn! I mean food porn 🤣

05.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Enormous pussy

05.11.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What? Your chin? 😁

04.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

From now on I’m only referring to masturbation as “massaging my leftovers”

04.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Leave me out of this.

04.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Which hair?

04.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh noes! We’re pulling for ya, Coop!

04.11.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👋

03.11.2025 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Welp, that’s a thing I didn’t know existed.

03.11.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So. Much. White.

02.11.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t threaten me with a good time

01.11.2025 15:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can choose to turn me off but you’ll always turn me on

01.11.2025 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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