Borny Bingy

I swear I see Red Bull absolutely everywhere except on an aluminum can at the store.

This: We might be inside a text box.
We:

Love when I walk outside and aggro the sun

If you want to learn a new language allow me to suggest English.

They need to make nursery rhymes for adults.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He was together,
But under the weather.
To get up would take him his all."

Alternatively, your number one hater made it a task to find and remove them all

Students are trained for years to be able to listen to 75 minute-long rants

I know damn well this post isn't as intellectual as I think it is but I'm posting it anyways

Correlation not Causation: Tossed a coin in the wishing well and I nearly drowned climbing back out of it

if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it’s probably pasture bedtime (i’m so sorry)

The Minecraft Movie 2 will introduce the boss for the next Minecraft update, Bowser from The Mario Movie

A wise man might say "A bowl is most useful when it is empty." But I may say "A soul is most beautiful with a full belly." Have a snickers.

“Just toss it into Jupiter”, said the Alien to the other Alien, referring to Earth

Unfortunately, my Thursday was internet poisoned…

Why have you opened your mutuals feed 200 times?

Holy shit, weeder, you set the whole damn app on fire with this one

And in the end it doesn't give you your results the GUI just ranges from like a child's toy to raw HTML script.

Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) controller.

Thoughts?

And with Elden RIng of course

Disney DOES NOT approve this massage

*Types massage*

Gorilla

Lock in.

ive had a lot of insects say mean
things to me but this one stings

*Narrator Voice* Kirby Air Riders was the only thing he was cooking up.

There's only one intentional typo in this post if you could believe that

Sakuraiiii. C'mon my mannnnnn. My brotherrrrrr. My homieeeeeee. I know you Kirby Air Riddler isn't he only thing you been cookinggggg

And then just get a regular latte

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a bald man is driving a red car with his head out the window Alt: James Doakes from the TV Series Dexter looking with suspicion in multiple camera shots. This is complimentary to the text part of this post, which is a reference to Gen Alpha getting affected by Italian brain rot, a popular trend on TikTok right now.

When you see a Gen Alpha learning Italian in 2025.

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