bumblebeetle

mastadon hurts my skull. it makes the parts of it that are still connected vibrate with dark energies

the lourve laid lourvae in all its followers’ heads!! saw it on CNN

I’ve heard some people are trying to equate the louvre with libs of tiktok? i think that’s what this is about

@justostrich.com has added you to the "Lourve of Bluesky Followers" moderation list

lmao

“We would rather quit than make AI slop

i like kurzgesagt

if a man won’t let you smell his hand before shaking it, you do NOT want to shake his hand

Showing up to the Home Depot parking lot early to go inside and buy a wrench

well, they certainly succeeded at decentralization

the scariest thing is a spider

That makes a lot of sense; reminds me of how people say (and in my experience as well), road rage got worse after COVID began. Like we desocialized and now people don’t care about social peer pressure

something i’ve noticed since going back to school is how many twenty-something year olds don’t wash their hands after pissing. cause i never hear the sinks. just the urinals.

“99% of poor people own a refrigerator” lives in my head rent free

i’ve got friends in high followings, buddy. you better watch ur butt

i knew i was aging when things like videos of sealed, lit, and dehumidified crawlspaces gave me dopamine hits

i saw a youtube short of a magnetic dryer vent and it felt kinda like getting butterflies

see when the apex predator like a shark shits all the filter feeders eat it and shit out format jokes. facebook consumes those in screenshot form, double-shitted-shit, and so on and so on

it’s okay if you’re funnier in the replies. so am i. no ecosystem thrives without filter feeders and i am proud of my role in the posting economy

reposting my own replies

and they’re to my own posts

the only crossposting i need is the good word on this godless website

the only crossposting i need is the good word on this godless website

people hate mastadon cause they try to understand it. you click the plus sign, type, and hit the button. you’re done. that’s all i need

good morning! hope your day unfolds like a weird dream that somehow works out in your favor.

cant wait to tell my therapist about how all my friends are splitting up between 2 social media apps, she’s gonna lose her shit

if i know one thing about bluesky it’s that we can rename stuff for the worse

i gotta pay off a bill to apple before i can download a thirty party mastadon client. also im not switching to mastadon entirely i just don’t see a reason to not get ahead of the inevitable ban wave for anyone here prior to 2024

Mastadon error showing “edit profile error, this action is not allowed” after attempting to follow @imwintersmom@mastadon.social

that’s not what I was trying to…stop it. just let me fucking follow people 😭

“they’re gonna send soldiers after [blank] and occupy the cities and make a cashless society where identity papers are required to even live so if we don’t register we’ll be hunted down and put in camps”

you were so close. that [blank] makes all the difference though

it’s odd how everything happening now is what i was told by christian nationalist parents and churches as a kid except they thought it would be the other way around. but a lot of the details are pretty spot on

watching netflix’s ed gein thing tonight since my wife fell asleep early last night

Night of the Giving Head