If you’re looking to feel competent, I don’t recommend getting a new phone. Like, ever. 👵🏻

So proud of this AUTHOR!!!

Grateful for you, friend, and can't wait for HMTAS to be on the shelf! I BELIEVE! ❤️

Today I'm finding out the hard way that not all Targets are created equal. My usual Target plays cheerful music while one shops. I am in a different one, and it is depressingly quiet. Forced to make my own music, here comes Pink Pony Club. Target shoppers, feel free to join in!

Visiting a new dentist feels like the first episode of The Bachelor: Nerves. Feverishly brushing my teeth in the public bathroom beforehand. Fantastic jam playing in the waiting room. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to find [a dental experience I] love. 🌹

Gaze-lifter of the day: We still have dogs. 🥰 I'm grateful for our Cricket girl today. ❤️

After all this time, "Hey Ya" remains a bop. #grateful

I am, once again, asking my children: WHERE IS THE TAPE?!

My daughter's robot baby assignment for home ec is imminent, and she has already begged me to babysit it one evening. I'm a little young for that, but sure, I'm up for an hour of Robot Grandbaby Duty. Obviously. Hashtag something to look forward to! 💫

🤣 love this energy for us!

Do we know the appropriate name for a snowman carcass?

I certainly don't.

Anyway, the snow melted and now there are snowman carcasses all over the neighborhood. Thought you'd like to know.

There is something about the sound of my kids and husband laughing together playing Mario Kart that fills this heart right up. 💖

I blocked out my teenage Bath & Body Works phase, and now I am living the reality of my teen daughter's phase. This side of it is much less enjoyable. But it's a rite of passage! 🤣

There's a lot of confusion, so let's set the record straight.

Franz Gruber (good twin): wrote Silent Night
Hans Gruber (evil twin): terrorist, tried to kill Bruce Willis, fell to his death off Nakatomi Tower

Why is the December sun BLINDING?

Science?!? I'm talking to you! ☀️

I'm not a theatre person, so I have zero idea what to expect from Wicked today. Not sure if that is better or worse. Will report back. 🧹