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Not THAT Kristen Stewart. Cooking, reading and growing things in Nashville.

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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
08.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! That is so frustrating

07.08.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Praying πŸ™

07.08.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a blue couch with her hands on her face and smiling . ALT: a woman is sitting on a blue couch with her hands on her face and smiling .

Yes.

07.08.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"If the croc fits..." << actual DM I got from a friend today.

07.08.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh. I was also going to finish mowing and edge. But the recycling center hours… πŸ˜₯

06.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having my college kids home this summer and watching them tackle work and life with resilience and humor has been such a joy.

06.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI need healthcare” best I can do is nuclear reactor on the moon

05.08.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 547    πŸ” 115    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

"Petty presbyterians are my favorite presbyterians." << actual text I sent a friend today.

04.08.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a friend whose child went to a Guidepost and they left after this happened. So much instability for so many kids.

03.08.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just talked about that this week. I shudder.

03.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friend: Algorithm’s messing with me. Will have to repost later.

Me: Comment METAISTRASH for my free guide to beating the algorithm!

02.08.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amy Poehler Needy GIF Alt: Amy Poehler GIF from Parks & Rec saying I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everythingβ€˜s gonna be OK.

My mower is in the shop for a while so I pulled out an old reel mower I got for free. It’s too dull to work; I called around to a bunch of places and no one will sharpen it.

In a moment of confidence, I ordered a kit to sharpen it myself. I can do this, right?

01.08.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I unironically told someone recently I'm in my thriving era. There's just so much good to celebrate and more good ahead I'm looking forward to.

31.07.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

30.07.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too. Soulless Cool Springs.

28.07.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Co-sign!

27.07.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent five days in Seattle. Only goal was to get a picture for a hypothetical future dating profile. Leaving first thing in the am without said picture.

27.07.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a labubu in person today and I don’t get it.

26.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heard an Abeka ad on the BBC world news podcast. Imagining that Venn diagram is blowing my mind.

22.07.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A tale of two cities.

21.07.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holding you up in prayer.

21.07.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just looked at the weather in Seattle so I can pack and I am now afraid that I won't be able to will myself to come back to this heat.

21.07.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Repair Fair Richland Park Join us to have your household items repaired free of charge, in an effort to keep broken things out of landfills! Accepting items in the categories of textiles, household...

Yes, NPL organizes! Looked it up, only knew about it because Bailey posted last time, I think! nashvillepl.libcal.com/event/14803603

If you have a skill to share, there's a sign up for that, too: catalog.library.nashville.org/forms/repair...

21.07.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DYAC Magnificat

21.07.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The self-propel mechanism on my mower broke. I am so bad at fixing things and I wish we still had little shops with tinkerers.

21.07.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We sang β€œThe Canticle of the Turning” and it was great. We all need Magnification energy sometimes.

21.07.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculous, embarrassing, cruel, inhumane, indecent insanity

19.07.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just had a live metro council appreciation moment in our home. Architecture kid is thrilled and said AIA locally is running a design competition based on this change.

19.07.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I get a really good corporate rate* in Chicago so I triple checked and man, rooms are hard to come by tonight! Praying it’s cool enough to sleep.

*I was there this week and paid $279 to stay at the Ritz Carlton. And I have ran into the Cubs opponents staying there more than once.

19.07.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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